Being in the fizzy drinks league

[premierleaguesection]

Yeah but you have to admit that your manager is the ugliest bloke in football! (and I'm including Chadwick here)

he may not be aesthetically pleasing but his style of football is nice to watch..........in the PREMIER LEAGUE

 

[Lammy]

ugly b*****d

 

[premierleaguesection]

That is nice. Not sure what you added to the place, but it is good to know that you think you are helping.

Anyway off to be inferior in the beauty of Sussex rather than the slums of Croydon and South London.

give u credit where its due brighton is a nice place. but......

SHIT TEAM
NICE PLACE

 

[Lammy]

"By the look of him he must have headed a lot of balls" - HARRY REDKNAPP ON IAIN DOWIE

 

[Rowley Birkin Q.C (Deceased)]

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[Lammy]

 

[premierleaguesection]

your telling me that because of his unfortunate looks you wouldnt want him as your manager??

i think not

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Well, would you believe it, yet another orc-like dunderhead squeezes out from South Londons back passage and spends an afternoon on here, stunning us with his biting wit and luminous conversation.

May I suggest jelly brain, that you drag your saggy hapsburg jaw and your crusty flaky face back to the slums of shitville and try and work out why you are destined to be bullied in the canteen of Sommerfield for the rest of your miserable inconsequential existence.

 

[Easy 10]

he may not be aesthetically pleasing but his style of football is nice to watch..........in the PREMIER LEAGUE

Oh christ, not another Palace fan walking round with a permanent BONER over being in the Premiership. Look everyone - he's so excited about it all, he's even called himself "premierleaguesection" - catchy eh ?

Listen, dickwad. It may surprise you to learn that in actual fact, unlike yourself, we're not all OBSESSED with the Premiership. What matters to me is that I have a team to support - the League they play in is not of all that much consequence. Visiting the bigger better grounds in the country is a bonus, but it ain't the be-all and end-all. I've been to some SHIT grounds and had a f***ing great day out, just as good and often better than when I've gone to a "big clubs" ground. I'll support the Albion whatever division they are playing in, and will get the same enjoyment from it.

Now I know you're excited about rubbing shoulders with Bolton and West Brom. Judging by your posts, you're probably about 14, and its all new and thrilling for you. I'm happy for you. Enjoy it. But don't come on here flashing your "premiership badge" and think we'll all be crying with envy. I couldn't give a flying f*** at a rolling doughnut about the Prem, so unless you've actually got something interesting to say, then why not retire gracefully from this board and gabble your Premiership wet dreams to some fans who give a toss.

There's a good boy.

 

[alan partridge]

i will take that as a compliment

erm, so it would be fair to assume you are fairly thick?

 

[premierleaguesection]

just before you think you wise words led me to leave ure lovely boards your wrong.
i actually had a lecture to attend at Kingston Uni, so that rules out me being 14, also rules out me being thick and also rules me out of ever working in sommerfield unless it is chief executive

 

[Easy 10]

Perhaps you could come back when you can at least write like an adult then, cos your childish scrawlings certainly do NOT rule you out of being thick. You sound pitifully immature.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i really hope you burn

 

[premierleaguesection]

i really hope you burn

feeling is mutual, but mine spreads to all weed fans

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

sorry i dont understand? are you talking about spreading your aids on palace fans?

 

[Easy 10]

Careful kinkeygerbil. He went to a LECTURE at Kingston Uni, so he could cut us all to ribbons at any moment with his dazzling intellect and formidable rapier wit.

 

[premierleaguesection]

i have to give you guys credit you make me laugh, your replies are quite funny.

 

[The Large One]

Aaah, you understand humour? Next, you'll be mastering a sense of limited reasoning and simple manual tasks. But I fear your forehead will mask your view and your knuckles will be too grazed.

Kingston Uni - jeez, what a centre for intellectual stimulation that is. Honestly, fancy dropping that asylum into the conversation. 'Yeah, I stole more than free cars last week.'









































'Um, what does come after free...?'

 

[Smithers-Jones]

just before you think you wise words led me to leave ure lovely boards your wrong.
i actually had a lecture to attend at Kingston Uni, so that rules out me being 14, also rules out me being thick and also rules me out of ever working in sommerfield unless it is chief executive

So what are you studying then? Something useful, that will benefit society when you finally stop being a burden on the tax payer? Or will you end up with a degree in Elk grooming or something equally usefull. As for being CEO of Somerfield, get your head out of your arse and look at the real world, there are plenty of graduates who aren't being fast-tracked for the board because most degrees aren't worth shit nowdays

 

[Lammy]

a flying f*** at a rolling doughnut

Now THAT has conjured up some alarming images in my mind!