schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
Who the **** is Alice?
That's the joke.
Who the **** is Alice?
Back in the early 80's I was living in Bushey in Hertfordshire. We frequently partied at a mate's house and one night / early morning when we went back I managed to spend some time with a young lady called Shirlie, who was, unbeknown to me, at the time part of the emerging Pepsi & Shirlie, or rather backing Wham as they were starting to emerge.
Jonny Wilkinson was a couple of years below me in school.
I know someone (as does [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION]) who played rugby with him at school and VI form.
Possibly, you'll have to ask UB.Interesting. This was Lord Wandsworth College. The same?
Back in the early 90s when I was still a floor layer about 23 years old living in Camden, I was laying flooring for a Cypriot female hairdresser in north London who was maybe early 30s, anyway the job was over two days.
Day one she made me a sit down meal after I had finished, we sat chatted etc, and I went home.
Day two towards the end of the day, the job was taking longer than expected, mainly because she just gossiped on and on, being slightly naive it only dawned on me what was going on, when she got undressed and went for a bath and said I must be sweaty to after all that work. She was tidy so what the hell....
She then asked if I would like to stay the night, but she had a friend coming to stay to, if I did not mind.
I had a gig to go to, so declined.
I still had to put the thresholds down & tidy up the rubbish etc, while I was doing this her friend turned up who was going to stay the night,
They went into the Lounge and opened a bottle of wine, and started chatting with me while I was still there.....
It was only years later I saw the women's friend on TV.
Not that I fancy or ever have this famous person from a famous family, and is still on tv and has had her own show.
Thinking back on it, and how naive I was, that chat that was going on....
I often wonder.....
Lorraine Kelly?
Nope,
She looks like Donald Trump nowadays, in fairness she was not that good looking even back then, which is why I do not regret it.