[Albion] Beating the vulvas

[Horses Arse]

They have very good players apparently and are a good team. We'll need to be at our best to beat them.

My favourite press conference to date! Even when the journo's said Wolves he continued to talk about the vulvas. Fantastic stuff

 

[knocky1]

Wow! You're beating about the Bush with that title.

 

[1066familyman]

Playing Dildo up front?

 

[Questions]

They are ****s though

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Well this thread turned out to be disappointing.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Remember the old Shrewsbury ground where they had to retrieve the balls from the river with a bloke in his coracle. Another team with a little man in his boat.

 

[A1X]

Let's hope we're more positive going forward, no fannying around at the back

 

[Brok]

I used to drive one. Bloody good cars.

 

[Gabbafella]

I can see us giving them one hell of a licking.

 

[Weststander]

Hopefully no groin injuries.

 

[sydney]

Playing Dildo up front?

straight down the middle...

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Lets hope they have a gapping hole in the middle

 

[sydney]

hoping for lots of dribbling and long shots coming from outside the box....

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Theres something fishy about this thread...but I cant quite put my finger on it.

Like most men apparently.

 

[Zeberdi]

Omg

 

[schmunk]

I'm predicting an untidy game - not a single Brazilian between the two squads...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Not the long-awaited follow-up to the classic all-female comedy series of yesteryear then? BOOOO!

 

[zefarelly]

I hear dthe catering @ Vulvas is a bit hit n miss

Great vertical bacon sandwiches

stale scampi fries though

 

[herecomesaregular]

It'll be a straight in and out for me then a quick exit.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I hear dthe catering @ Vulvas is a bit hit n miss

Great vertical bacon sandwiches

stale scampi fries though

I think we need to draw beef curtains over this thread