Beat the limerick

[fire&skill]

There was a young man from Japan

Whose limericks just wouldn't scan

When asked why it was

He said 'It's because

'I try and get as many words into the last line as I possibly can'

 

[fire&skill]

Roses are red

Violets are red

Everything's red

Retinal haemorrhage

 

[genuine albion]

There once was a woman from Durbar,
Who claimed that no man could curb her,
Till a man from Khartoum
Knocked the top off her womb
Will a 15 inch kidney disturber.

 

[sydney]

There once was a whore from Berlin,
who had a gigantic quim.
it was'nt sheer size
that attracted the flies
but the jelly that hung from the rim.

 

[HovaGirl]

There was a young lady from Hove
Who went for a walk up The Drove
A rozzer went by
With a pie in his eye
And a siren that reached to Elm Grove

 

[HovaGirl]

Oops

 

[HovaGirl]

The man who was new at the zoo

Was put in charge of the gnu

The gnu knew he was new

And he knew the gnu knew

And he knew the gnu knew that he knew

First Prize!

 

[Bedsex]

There was a young lady from Staines
Who worries each time it rains
Her house, it was flooded
The carpets were muddied
All because they built on flood plains.

 

[Goldstone1976]

There was a young whore from Peru
Who stuffed her c*nt with glue.
She said, with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out too".

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
so seldom are clean,
and the clean ones so seldom are comical.