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[Easy 10]

What the hell was Puggsley and his mates doing out clubbing till the early hours anyway ?

Oh sorry, its only an ENGLAND training session the next day, with the doddery old slaphead and his nonenity of a sidekick. Christ, I think I'd probably go out on the lash if I had to spend all week with that fucktard.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Why was Rooney in a nightclub in the early hours of the morning just hours before his first training session with England before an important World Cup Qualifier? The bloke is an idiot

It was only 1am.

They are people you know. Imagine the pressure the lads under, he's got to let of some steam.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Even if he did twat the bloke, fair play to him. Let's not kid ourselves, we all know what's gone on here. Out on a night out looking for no trouble some bitter Blue scally fucktard student has probably called him an ugly Shrek-alike granny-shagger, and his girlfriend a slapper.

Wouldn't you hit someone? You have to draw the line somewhere, and it's got NOTHING to do with how much you earn at that stage, it's just a human reaction to shit behaviour. Some people deserve to be decked.

 

[Artois]

Even if he did twat the bloke, fair play to him. Let's not kid ourselves, we all know what's gone on here. Out on a night out looking for no trouble some bitter Blue scally fucktard student has probably called him an ugly Shrek-alike granny-shagger, and his girlfriend a slapper.

Wouldn't you hit someone? You have to draw the line somewhere, and it's got NOTHING to do with how much you earn at that stage, it's just a human reaction to shit behaviour. Some people deserve to be decked.

Agreed.

Some twat is just trying to get a bit of fame and hopefully a payoff from Rooney.

 

[nwgull]

Doesn't sound disimilar to the false allegations made against Roy Keane the other month.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

i was at tiger tiger on a monday night a few weeks back. no sign of rooney, though.