BM is a frickin freak, he had a wind tunnel face lift that makes him look even weirder but got nothing done about his 50ft conk. Him not singing live was outrageous.
If I remember rightly Dennis the Pennis's finest hour was stopping Manilow in the street for an interview and then when Manilow was walking away after the interview Pennis pulled out a white bedsheet from under his jacket and shouted after him: "Barry, you dropped your handkerchief!"
I heard from a musician that once Mary Banilow takes a fancy to one of his musicians, he basically sexually harrasses him off the tour. (unless he's a poof as well)