Barack Obama's wife is a right old dirty cow

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[coventrygull]

Fisting

 

[Seagull Stew]

I'm delighted that the new president says that activities at the white house are going to be alot less secretive than what they used to be, but there's some things we really don't need to know about!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i bet big baz ruins her every night

 

[Superphil]

whaaaa

 

[itszamora]

Bloody hell!

 

[Bry Nylon]

Bet she's got an Oval Orifice...

 

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I haven't got sound on my work computer - what did she say?

 

[El Presidente]

I haven't got sound on my work computer - what did she say?

"Barack and Michelle do a lot of touching, kissing and even fisting*...!!!!"

*For those of you unfamiliar with fisting, I suggest you visit the NSP Wank Bank

 

[jcdenton08]

Obvious shop is obvious.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Guess that must make her the Fist Lady?

 

[Seagulltonian]

He needs to keep that a bit quiet, as all the other world leaders will be round the White House for a go

As "we", the ordinary people have been "fisted" by our leaders lately

 

[Michael Bolton]

Who fists who?

What exactly does she mean when she says it?

 

[itszamora]

I think she means the gesture popularised by black people where you touch clenched fists. However, I really think she could've put it better!

 

[El Presidente]

I really think she could've put it better!

She put it FINE as far as I am concerned, especially having watched Lesbien Spurting Fisten 23 last night DVD.

 

[itszamora]

She put it FINE as far as I am concerned, especially having watched Lesbien Spurting Fisten 23 last night DVD.

Judging by the spelling, that's Japanese?

 

[El Presidente]

Judging by the spelling, that's Japanese?

It could have been, I wasn't looking at their faces to be honest.

 

[Bry Nylon]

However, I really think she could've put it better!

She's certainly put her foot in it...

 

[Superphil]

Didn't Julian Clary once fist Norman Lamont?

 

[El Presidente]

Didn't Julian Clary once fist Norman Lamont?

Judging by this photo, I would say yes.