BANNER at training ground...

[Shorehamkid]

Thinking of taking a large BANNER down to the training ground and ERECTING it somewhere along Mash Barn Lane for all to see. It will read...

Goals win games
#splashthecash
#panicbuy
#africangoalgetters

I feel this could make all the difference. Hopefully PB and TB will see it and start signing cheques like it's going out of fashion.

 

[British Bulldog]

Thinking of taking a large BANNER down to training ground and ERECTING it somewhere along Mash Barn Lane for all to see. It will read...

Goals win games
#splashthecash
#panicbuy
#africangoalgetters

I feel this could make all the difference. Hopefully PB and TB will see it and start signing cheques like it's going out of fashion.

Go on then but make sure you use waterproof paint it keeps on piddling down here.

 

[TottonSeagull]

Maybe you should hold up a sign saying "I am a complete C.OCK!!"

 

[Originunknown]

 

[Easy 10]

Signing cheques went out of fashion 20 years ago.

Signing Czechs though...

 

[Shorehamkid]

Maybe you should hold up a sign saying "I am a complete C.OCK!!"

Don't need a banner for that, it's clear to see with the naked eye.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Shorehamkid]

Signing cheques went out of fashion 20 years ago.

Signing Czechs though...

That's what I meant... Karel Poborsky will do.

 

[Notters]

#hanskraaywillacceptan8/10wag?

 

[Caveman]

#WeNeedAnIkeaInLancing

 

[Taybha]

 

[Official Old Man]

Thinking of taking a large BANNER down to the training ground and ERECTING it somewhere along Mash Barn Lane for all to see. It will read...

Goals win games
#splashthecash
#panicbuy
#africangoalgetters
#onmyown
I feel this could make all the difference. Hopefully PB and TB will see it and start signing cheques like it's going out of fashion.

Edited.

 

[warmleyseagull]

Thread title suggested on the verge of signing Aussie rules player: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Banner. Know we are despearate, but come on...(mind you, could do a better job than Arthur: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Banner)

 

[Munkfish]

Love how this is being taken seeiously!

#africangoalgetters

 

[Shorehamkid]

Thread title suggested on the verge of signing Aussie rules player: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Banner. Know we are despearate, but come on...(mind you, could do a better job than Arthur: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Banner)

16 goals in 19 games for Mitch is an impressive stat. If those predatory instincts don't quite transfer to the round ball then I'm sure his catching skills can't be much worse than that of his compatriot... at this late stage I'd take him.

 

[Giraffe]

#Brightondildo

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Shorehamkid]

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#africangoalgetters would have looked perfect circling over the training ground... if only I had the dough to get a plane off the ground. The spray painted stained bed sheet will have to do.

 

[AmexRuislip]

#africangoalgetters would have looked perfect circling over the training ground... If only i had the dough to get a plane off the ground. The spray painted stained bed sheet will have to do.

jfy

 

[el punal]

Thinking of taking a large BANNER down to the training ground and ERECTING it somewhere along Mash Barn Lane for all to see. It will read...

Goals win games
#splashthecash
#panicbuy
#africangoalgetters

I feel this could make all the difference. Hopefully PB and TB will see it and start signing cheques like it's going out of fashion.

Off you go then. By the time you've done that lot you should be ready for the January transfer window.