Banned list

[1066gull]

'Can we talk about this online'

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[Dick Knights Mumm]

Also Friends generation:

"How are you ?"

"I'm good thanks."

I think you will find it is "I'm very well thank-you". This is so pervasive I find myself saying it the other day. I had no altenative but to rip out my tongue.

 

[cannedheat]

Multi racial.
Ken Livingstone.

 

[backson]

"The Nation's Favourite ...."

Listing a number of famous people from a given country, followed by "Your boys took a hell of a beating"

 

[pasty]

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What exactly does that mean? I've seen it a few times on here by various posters. Don't understand quoting someone then just putting ....................

 

[Robbie G]

Should of, Would of etc
The word 'rape' used completely out of context
People who use double negatives wrongly, 'i ain't done nothing'

 

[footychick]

CongraDulations instead of congraTulations.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

People, usually footballers or managers, talking about themselves in the third person. For example,

Interviewer: "With me is the Sheffield United boss, Bryan Robson....Bryan have you identified any new players you'd like to sign?"

Robson: " Bryan Robson has identifed several targets but at this moment Bryan Robson isn't saying who they are."

Only idiots talk like this.

Mind you quite good fun to do on a night down the pub!

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

road map - unless it really is a map of a road

ball park -unless etc etc

Publicist

Reality Television

Max Clifford

The Labour Party

Golf

Human Rights Act

Offal

Attention deficit disorder

ITV

Iraq War

Sun newspaper

Hack it. as in he can't hack it.

Romantic Comedy

Max Clifford (Again)

R n B (unless it really is rhythm and blues)

a definitive list. nice one, buz.

 

[The Large One]

David 'Call me Dave' Cameron.

 

[tedebear]

Expresso!! The word is ESPRESSO!!

 

[Soul Finger]

Yay.

Guys.

f***ing awful

 

[surrey jim]

'see you later' being used by a call centre or someone i wont see later