BAN THE BUN - Help needed

[Woodchip]

I'm struck with a major dilema. As a member of the Ban The Bun capaign I have vowed not to shop in Forfars. However a colleague has just brought some cheese straws in, purchased from that vindictive bitch's shop. Should I eat it or not?

 

[REDLAND]

I like cheese straws

This question is a bit like asking a Vegetarian if they would eat a meat burger that someone has brought for them ..

This should hopefully give you your answer

 

[Monkster]

You didn't buy, so it's ok:athumb:

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The money has changed hands for the straws, so I would eat it. You might be lucky and contract e-coli or something similar from the said product and can then pin it on Forfars at a later date.

 

[Trigger]

You didn't buy, so it's ok:athumb:

I would agree, however, you should give your colleague a dry slap for shopping there.

 

[NMH]

Eat, but then mention that they taste like fake cheese, and that other bakers have better products - and see if you can influence the buyer to try another shop out (better if you know one close by that is recommendable)

 

[SurreySeagulls]

You should eat yours but shove your colleagues cheese straw up their bum for buying them in the first place. This way they will not make the same mistake again unless they like things up their dirt box

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Since someone else's money has funded the purchase, I'd eat them.

 

[Caveman]

Eat them, then poo on the Forfars door step?

 

[Cian]

This question is a bit like asking a Vegetarian if they would eat a meat burger that someone has brought for them ..

Seconded.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

This poll will close on 12-08-2007 at 11:07

Are you really going to wait that long, Woodchip?

 

[beorhthelm]

if you where serious about your boycott, you wouldnt even need to ask the question.

 

[larus]

Traitor - lynch him.

 

[REDLAND]

if you where serious about your boycott, you wouldnt even need to ask the question.

I don't think Woodchip is a 'proper' fan

 

[Woodchip]

I'm a fake fan that conceded and ate the damn thing. Cheese straws are just too tempting. I'll make up for it by grating 2 inches off my knob tonight with a cheese grater.






No, you sick bastards you can't have pictures.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I'll make up for it by grating 2 inches of cheese off my knob tonight with a cheese grater

 

[Easy 10]

Eat it, then have tomorrow and the following week off work claiming severe food poisoning as a DIRECT RESULT of eating a mouldy cheese straw. The manager will then ban ALL employees from purchasing food from Forfars and bringing it back to the office for colleagues to eat. You have therefore turned an entire business against Forfars overnight in one fell swoop, AND got a weeks holiday in the bargain.

:winner:

 

[Simster]

conceded and ate the damn thing.

Time to f*** off and support Crystal Palace I'm afraid.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Find a dead insect, (bee, fly, wasp) anyone will do.
Put it somewhere safe.
Take a cheese straw back to your desk.
Carve out a small hole in the cheese straw and put the insect in the hole.
Clear up any debris that could give your rouse away.
Bite into cheese straw.
Exclain loudly whilst spitting your mouthfull ovet the floor "Fuckin' 'ell there's a bloody bee (fly, wasp, pube) in this bastard cheese straw".


Result =
1 ; No one in your workplace will buy Forfars again,secretly adding to the boycott.
2 ; You'll get your chance to eat your fill of cheese straws when they send you loads of free stuff by way of an apology.






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