Ban Questions

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I love it when BHAE and Simster get it on.

Recap.

BHA attempted to Sue Simster over something or other but decided not to because Simster is Bankrupt.
Simster alleges that BHA is a monoped wife smuggler and Closet Pompey Fan.
BHAE has slept with my mum.

Kewl.

 

[bhaexpress]

I never knew all these disputes were going on.

Anyway Frank I think you have done very well in meeting a lovely girl that you love very much.

On a seperate issue............... does she charge much ?

More than your mother for sure but there again, she doesn't smell.

 

[bhaexpress]

I love it when BHAE and Simster get it on.

Recap.

BHAE has slept with my mum.

Kewl.

Did I ? Remind me, what was her name ?

 

[rool]

More than your mother for sure but there again, she doesn't smell.

Why, Hasn't she got a nose?

 

[Les Biehn]

Post it Frank. I like Simster but I'm sure he would understand that it a means to the biggest f***ing kick off cause ever.

 

[Dave the OAP]

More than your mother for sure but there again, she doesn't smell.

Oh dear....


I sense a reference to recruitment consultants coming on.

 

[Questions]

I love it when BHAE and Simster get it on.

Recap.

BHA attempted to Sue Simster over something or other but decided not to because Simster is Bankrupt.
Simster alleges that BHA is a monoped wife smuggler and Closet Pompey Fan.
BHAE has slept with my mum.

Kewl.

It will be a mini - series one day.


I can only imagine Frank as the seedy character in Little Britain with the Thai bride now.

 

[bhaexpress]

Post it Frank. I like Simster but I'm sure he would understand that it a means to the biggest f***ing kick off cause ever.

Nope, that would be too cheap (sorry, bad use of English). Anyway, I have to go back to work now.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Recap...BHAE has slept with my mum.

Anyone and everyone could write that. Even people whose mothers are sadly no longer with us.

 

[bhaexpress]

It will be a mini - series one day.


I can only imagine Frank as the seedy character in Little Britain with the Thai bride now.

Yes but better that than a racist bigot eh ?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Five pages in and the first mention of motherfucking from Frank. Took longer than usual.

Frank, I shagged your Dad. How do you like them apples?

 

[Hannibal smith]

Excellent. That's the 'mother' Insult box ticked. Just got 'Cancer' and 'Sister' to go. We will have those by 2.00 for sure.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Can I just confirm before we go any further that Frank has DEFINITELY shagged my Mum.

 

[Questions]

Yes but better that than a racist bigot eh ?

Me racist ?

Find a racist quote from me Frances.


and then .... I luv yoo long tarm

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

A BINFEST worth reading! Marvellous.

No stupid oh so funny gay jokes/references either - even better!

 

[Questions]

Can I just confirm before we go any further that Frank has DEFINITELY shagged my Mum.

He`s shagged mine as well.................... in fact Frank is ma Pa.

 

[Simster]

Not as good as you try to imply, would you really want your credit reference put on here ? I appreciate you're a bit peeved but even I wouldn't do that as I think it's illegal in any case. What I don't quite get is why you want to hummilate yourself though.

I haven't implied anything you simple moron. Perhaps you want to show me just a single post indicating that I've implied anything?



Bevendean,
check out the thread in my sig. In this, I posted that bhaexpress had been put away for armed robbery. I can categorically say that I don't know for sure that this is the case, and in any case the post was removed. I am dreadfully sorry for any upset caused to FRANK by this comment. Let's face it, he's a sensitive and lovely old chap who wouldn't say anything spiteful to anyone else, so I'm really not surprised he threatened to pull the plug on this board. I should have known better. However, he has been to PRISON. Haven't you FRANK. Go on fella - sue me.

 

[Lokki 7]

FRANK. I would wager that Simster has racked up a few more pennies working for one of the worlds most prosperous investment banks than you have walking dogs part time.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Can I just confirm before we go any further that Frank has DEFINITELY shagged my Mum.

*loud sigh* Listen: he's shagged EVERYONE'S mum

 

[Questions]

I haven't implied anything you simple moron. Perhaps you want to show me just a single post indicating that I've implied anything?



Bevendean,
check out the thread in my sig. In this, I posted that bhaexpress had been put away for armed robbery. I can categorically say that I don't know for sure that this is the case, and in any case the post was removed. I am dreadfully sorry for any upset caused to FRANK by this comment. Let's face it, he's a sensitive and lovely old chap who wouldn't say anything spiteful to anyone else, so I'm really not surprised he threatened to pull the plug on this board. I should have known better. However, he has been to PRISON. Haven't you FRANK. Go on fella - sue me.

How do you know it was for armed robbery ?


It could have been for illegally transporting Asian brides for all you know Sim.