Ban Questions

[Woodchip]

look...stop it, just stop it now.

enough now

lets all be friends now

You not joing us then Dave?

You know you want to, there's always space for someone to play the Recruitment Consultant.

 

[Dave the OAP]

You not joing us then Dave?

You know you want to, there's always space for someone to play the Recruitment Consultant.

I have my Judah Ben Gaffer hat on and it is a hat of calm, tranquility and reconcilliation.

Unless that Messala comes in here lording his fat Roman ass over us....then I just get



and relax

 

[Simster]

frank frank wherever you may be
you tried to close down NSC
you've got no mates
and of course you've been in jail
and your internet wife just arrived in the mail

 

[Hannibal smith]

Can I play Dwayne's dead sister? I appreciate Its not much of a role but a bit part suits me being busy and all.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Woodchip]

I have my Judah Ben Gaffer hat on and it is a hat of calm, tranquility and reconcilliation.

Unless that Messala comes in here lording his fat Roman ass over us....then I just get



and relax

Boo!!! You're no fun. I'm gonna flounce now!!!

 

[Dave the OAP]

frank frank wherever you may be
you tried to close down NSC
you've got no mates
and of course you've been in jail
and your internet wife just arrived in the mail

Right yellow card young man.

I warned you......

tsk tsk tsk


"whispers aside"" it was very funny though"

 

[Man of Harveys]

Can I play the "part" of Looney with an erection?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Can I play Dwayne's dead sister? I appreciate Its not much of a role but a bit part suits me being busy and all.

I could be Dwayne's amazing imaginary life. Someone else would have to be the real Dwayne though - the one who posts excitedly on NSC at 2am in the morning that he's about to lose his virginity.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

frank frank wherever you may be
your birds from a third world country
you may be old
you may be f***ing sad
but you f***ed my mum so i'm telling dad

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I could be Dwayne's amazing imaginary life. Someone else would have to be the real Dwayne though - the one who posts excitedly on NSC at 2am in the morning that he's about to lose his virginity.

and comes back to post at 2.02am to tell everyone how it went!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

So..how does that work..shes lying there dripping like a f***ed fridge, and he sneaks off to post on a Football forum.

Ah the romance.

 

[CHAPPERS]

frank frank wherever you may be
you tried to close down NSC
you've got no mates
and of course you've been in jail
and your internet wife just arrived in the mail

 

[aftershavedave]

i'll be mad frank's libel lawyer if the part is going free.

what a great job that must be

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

i'll be mad frank's libel lawyer if the part is going free.

what a great job that must be

It would certainly be the answer to Sim's "money worries"!!!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

It would certainly be the answer to Sim's "money worries"!!!

Shall we start a fund ? I think the minimum we should aim for is to raise enough to make him worth taking to court.

 

[Chesney Christ]

So..how does that work..shes lying there dripping like a f***ed fridge, and he sneaks off to post on a Football forum.

Ah the romance.

Yep, he actually did that. You could still find it in the search engine, although it was a while ago.

Slightly sad behaviour for one of the coolest, hippest men in London isn't it?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Slightly sad behaviour for one of the coolest, hippest men in London isn't it?

No - it is a public service for those of us without a social life.

 

[Les Biehn]

Dwayne had sex

 

[Lush]

Slightly sad behaviour for one of the coolest, hippest men in London isn't it?

Is that you again dwayne?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Frank has never said anything about my mother

I've f***ed your mother up the wrong'un.