[Football] Ball Boy Problem

[Herr Tubthumper]

They even have girls now. Where will it end?

 

[maffew]

Sell em to Chelsea or a loan to a championship side for a season, see if they shape up

 

[dejavuatbtn]

A solution for the rest of the season, rename the ball boys, as cone people, it will seem like a promotion and their confidence will go sky high, and do everything to help the team,

Main ball boy will be conehead.

 

[maffew]

Main ball boy will be conehead.

Junior ball boy will be cone of shame

 

[Beach Hut]

Cannot disagree with this, we should be immediately relegated to the National League

 

[Change at Barnham]

Never mind ball boys. What DO the hi viz who stand at every entrance in East Stand (and probably the others too) actually DO?

They get in the way.

 

[Cotton Socks]

Oh ffs, you can't start blaming the ball people (op is clearly very sexist & hasn't noticed that females are now allowed to chuck the ball).
I'll be honest here, I'm ITK & when a certain brand of cleaning product is used we play well. another brand makes us lose & the other 2 make us draw. I'm not revealing my sources. It's a very psychological thing with smells etc.
There's another big, top secret experiment running at the moment as to which aroma of fabric softener on the kit produces a more positive match result. 'Summer Bouquet' is allegedly going to be used for Sat. I'll report back with my findings.

 

[alanfp]

Do you mean these coneheads?

Sorry - a little late with this - see post 23 above