Balderdash & piffle game

[Twinkle Toes]

Conjunctivitis

An irrational fear of imaginary road intersections


Wibble

 

[acrossthepond]

When a young lady (or gentleman, if such is your gravy) gently places her teeth around your nob.

 

[acrossthepond]

antimacasser

 

[Peppermint Tea]

Antimacasser - someone who (on religious, moral or social grounds) has a vehement dislike of engaging in anal intercourse with a Scottish person.

Hypothesis.

 

[Scotty Mac]

violating a dwarf analy using nothing but a roll of celetape and a bratwurst that has been imported from aachen

juxtipose

 

[acrossthepond]

Antimacasser - someone who (on religious, moral or social grounds) has a vehement dislike of engaging in anal intercourse with a Scottish person.

Hypothesis.

the science of smoking marijuana.

buttress?

 

[Captain Haddock]

juxtipose = word created specifically to make dullard students feel intelligent in academic conversation, means simply 'to blag'

 

[Captain Haddock]

And buttress means a large victorian chaise longue (usually used by the healthier-eating upper classes of the time!).



My word:

Jackanapes

 

[We're the Stripes]

Early primitive cocktail comprising one part Jack Daniels, two parts chimpanzee.

Plankton.

 

[Frutos]

the dixlexic way of spelling frutos

I like that.

Plankton.

What a very heavy piece of wood weighs.

My word is - underpass.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Early primitive cocktail comprising one part Jack Daniels, two parts chimpanzee.

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Underpass

The unfortunate problem suffered by professional subbuteo figures in the real football leagues.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Erectile

 

[Peppermint Tea]

Erectile means to install a roof.

Hubris.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Hubris.

The Tool used by a palarse fan to attempt to disinfect themselves from their palarsemess.

Flobadob

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

A Flowerpot men saying, meaning:

I hope I havent left the oven on

Splonk

 

[who me?]

splonk meaning to loose at kerplunk

gravile

 

[We're the Stripes]

Either
a) a drive covering for dyslexics
b) noun meaning any Pacific island used for nuclear testing

Blunderbuss

 

[Trufflehound]

Blunderbuss

Bagpuss's accident-prone younger brother, who failed the BBC audition.

Rotogravure

 

[Jahooli]

Rotogravure

Waiter specialising in the circular distribution of meat flavoured sauces.

Salamander

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Salamander - A semi-retarded salad distributer with a personal aversion to the use of the letter "D"

Filibuster