Bad jokes

[Normal Rob]

yes i know that its been done before but seeing tedebears pirate joke on another thread i think i need to gen up on some truly awful jokes. I'll kick off with my favourite..

Q: How does an indian mend his trousers?

A: With Apache.

more please...

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the nobel prize?









He was outstanding in his field.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Bloke: "Doctor, I've got a cricket ball stuck up me arse!"
Doctor: "Howzat?"
Bloke: "Don't you f***ing start!..."

 

[larus]

Two cannibals are eating a missionary.

First one says "How you getting on?".

"Great", say the other,"I'm having a ball".

The first one replies, "Well slow down pal, you're eating too quick".

 

[Brighton Jock]

A pie walks into a pub and asks for a pint of lager and
barman replies sorry we don't serve food............

 

[Pigsy]

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her

 

[Hunting 784561]

A man goes to see a psychiatrist, wearing only a pair of cling film Y fronts.

The psychiatrist said 'I can clearly see you're nuts'...

 

[Artois]

An Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman walk into a pub.

The barman sees them and shouts 'is this some kind of joke?'

 

[CHAPPERS]

What's brown and sticky?




A stick.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

a man walks into a bar



ouch

 

[Hiney]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh

Boom Boom

 

[Biscuit]

Bloke: "Doctor, I've got a cricket ball stuck up me arse!"
Doctor: "Howzat?"
Bloke: "Don't you f***ing start!..."

Bloke: "Doctor, I've got some strawberrys up me arse!"
Doctor: "Don't worry, I've got cream for that."

 

[bhaexpress]

Two cannibals are eating a missionary.

First one says "How you getting on?".

"Great", say the other,"I'm having a ball".

The first one replies, "Well slow down pal, you're eating too quick".

Then one said "I don't like your wife"

"Then just eat the chips" said the other.

 

[bhaexpress]

How do you make a woman moan two hours after sex ?

Wipe your dick on the curtains.

 

[surrey jim]

what do you call a blonde doing a handstand?



a brunette with bad breath

 

[H2O]

To Elephants walk off a cliff







BOOOM BOOOM

 

[maffew]

whats blue and doesnt fit?

a dead epileptic

 

[maffew]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh

Boom Boom

what do you call a dear with no eyes?
no idea.


what do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea.

 

[Knightsworld]

What's the hotest part of the sun?

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