Bad joke - sorry if it's been on before

[Moshe Gariani]

It's a long way to tip a Rary...

 

[Trufflehound]

"No. You are. I'm going to set the shed on fire."

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Nice tits. Now where do you want these blinds?"

 

[keaton]

"i've cum in dis pear" " and i'm f***ing dis custard"

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

I'm not fighting that piece of tarmac -- he's a cycle path.

Or as a variation. I'm not fighting that Tune he's menthol.

 

[urbanjim]

What is the most common type of owl?




(Drum roll please............)



The Teat.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Yes it does, doesn't it?"