Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
I bet the Dry Cleaner loves him when he takes his coat in...
I mean where are all these machete wielding lunatics getting their machetes from? They would have to go to a great effort to get a genuine machete rather than a non-specific large knife..
Blimey living near lewes rd is even more dodgy than it was even in my youth !