Away Tickets

[Brightonia]

My mate is an Arsenal fan and he wants to come to the Amex should the Arsenal progress. He is a member at Arsenal and normally applies for all his tickets through the club, he wants to know though (as he lives in Brighton) if he can buy away tickets at the ticket office as he reckons it will be easier and will have a better chance of being able to go to the game!

 

[Djmiles]

Why would we be selling Away tickets?

 

[Gazwag]

All away tickets will be sold by the away club, how would Brighton know he is a member of Arsenal anyway.

 

[Brightonia]

Didn't think we would but just checking! You never know!

Hope it is Arsenal, will look forward to plenty of banter with my mate if it is!

 

[ees complicated no?]

AKA you're the Arsenal fan.

 

[shaolinpunk]

My mate reckons he might have trapped one of his testicles in his sleep in the way you might sleep on your arm and make it go dead. When my mate woke up today he said his left bollock was quite tender to touch, but it has eased off now. Is this sleep theory likely to have been the case or should my mate be concerned?

 

[Brightonia]

AKA you're the Arsenal fan.

I knew some smart arse would write this! No am I balls the Arsenal fan, can't stand them if truth be told, hate Wenger and the arrogance that they should be winning trophies all the time! This was a genuine post on behalf of my friend! Love the Albion too much to worry about another team!

 

[bha100]

My mate reckons he might have trapped one of his testicles in his sleep in the way you might sleep on your arm and make it go dead. When my mate woke up today he said his left bollock was quite tender to touch, but it has eased off now. Is this sleep theory likely to have been the case or should my mate be concerned?

If i was you, sorry your mate i would give the club a call pronto

 

[ees complicated no?]

Well bit of a silly question on behalf of your friend why would we sell away tickets unless it's pay on the gate which will never happen.

 

[Brightonia]

No I agree was abit daft but I just wanted to make sure!

 

[les dynam]

My mate is an Arsenal fan and he wants to come to the Amex should the Arsenal progress. He is a member at Arsenal and normally applies for all his tickets through the club, he wants to know though (as he lives in Brighton) if he can buy away tickets at the ticket office as he reckons it will be easier and will have a better chance of being able to go to the game!

In other words... you are some sad-sack plastic arsenal pub fan, who can't be bothered to ever make the effort to attend a game, who thinks that supporting a team involves standing in a pub and cheering a goal. You clearly know nothing about football by asking if away tickets will be sold from a home ticket office. Literally nothing.

 

[StonehamPark]

You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

 

[Brightonia]

In other words... you are some sad-sack plastic arsenal pub fan, who can't be bothered to ever make the effort to attend a game, who thinks that supporting a team involves standing in a pub and cheering a goal. You clearly know nothing about football by asking if away tickets will be sold from a home ticket office. Literally nothing.

Can you not read? I have no interest in Arsenal at all, I am a season ticket holder in the South Stand and was a season ticket holder at Withdean! It was a genuine question from my friend who wants to know if it was something we could do, yes I admit it was daft, but what was the harm in checking? How f***ing dare I ask?

 

[Brightonia]

You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

This!
Yeah was a genuine question, no need for the shit that followed!

 

[Albumen]

Are there any women here today?

 

[lethaldrizzle]

You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

TBF the testicles post was pretty funny.

 

[Djmiles]

You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

If only we could be as friendly as you

 

[DanielT]

You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

Post a rumour and see how loving and warm a reception he would get!

 

[Del Fenner]

My mate reckons he might have trapped one of his testicles in his sleep in the way you might sleep on your arm and make it go dead. When my mate woke up today he said his left bollock was quite tender to touch, but it has eased off now. Is this sleep theory likely to have been the case or should my mate be concerned?

Why not play it safe and follow this advice?

 

[DanielT]

Biting into it at the end was wrong