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Lady Whistledown

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FOR the second time inside nine months Australia has been beaten by the Other South Africa: aka England.

Last year, Australia lost the Ashes in the face of a dominant South African batting display and it has happened again.

This time the South African batsmen took England to the World Twenty20 title in the Caribbean yesterday morning, England's first major limited overs success in any tournament since the World Cup legitimised short-form cricket in 1975.

Captain Paul Collingwood was the only token Englishman in the team's top five. The top three were all South African and Eoin Morgan is Irish.

But then Collingwood was an even more token captain than Michael Clarke during the tournament, scoring only 61 runs in seven matches at an average 10 and a strike rate of 6.2 runs per over.

Under pressure to hold his place in the Australian T20 side because of ongoing poor performances, Clarke was a runaway success compared to his England counterpart, scoring 92 runs at 15, with a strike rate of almost five.

Not surprisingly, no Englishman managed 100 runs for England in the tournament, but four non-Englishmen did.

England's leading run-scorer was Kevin Pietersen, who made 248 at 62 with a strike rate of better than eight runs per over despite skipping a match to be at the birth of his first child half a world away.

Another South African, wicketkeeper and opening batsman Craig Kieswetter, 22, made 222 at 32 in seven matches at a strike rate of seven. Irishman Morgan made 183 runs at 37 at a strike rate of almost eight and a third South African, Michael Lumb made 137 runs at 20 with a strike rate of 8 1/2.

It was an 111-run second-wicket partnership between Kieswetter (63 in 49 balls) and Pietersen (47 in 31 balls) yesterday morning which allowed England to cruise to a seven-wicket victory with three overs to spare, after Australia was restricted to 6-147. Missing from this procession were South African-born Ashes heroes Andrew Strauss, Matt Prior and Jonathan Trott.

Captain Strauss was the player of the Ashes, the leading run scorer (474 at 53) who ensured England would regain the little urn.

He and Trott, called in for the last Test at The Oval, were the only players in the England team to score centuries, ensuring England would win at Lord's and The Oval to claim the series 2-1.

Wicketkeeper Prior was England's second highest run scorer, while Pietersen was third in the averages behind Trott and Strauss despite playing just the first two Tests because of an achilles injury.

All of which prompted the joke: Where did England stay during last season's tour of South Africa?

A: With their parents.

But South Africa shouldn't take all the credit for England's recent success. Coach Andy Flower is from Zimbabwe.

Which means he and his most important players should feel at home under the Southern Cross during this summer's Ashes series.
 




Beach Hut

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Must admit Greg Chapel lost little time in making digs about Morgan through the game on Sky.
 






Lady Whistledown

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Can't think of many equivalents among their cricket team apart from Andrew Symonds who was born in the UK but their rugby teams have never been ashamed to "borrow" players from Pacific Island nations so frankly they can do one :p
 




Beach Hut

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Kepler Wessels was happy to play for them
 


Peppermint Tea

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God bless em. And when was the last time a true native of Australia turned out for them I wonder?
 


casbom

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Haven't they got a bowler who played for the Netherlands in the last Twenty 20? Danns or something? The leading wicket taker in this years tournament, where was he born?
 




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They would have a point if they were not Australians who seem to forget that the vast amount of the ANZACS were born in England, Ireland Scotland & Wales when they have a commemoration. But there we go. By they way, what is Kepler Wessels doing these days. Its not our fault that all SAFAS bring their kids up wanting o play for England.:lolol:
 


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Haven't they got a bowler who played for the Netherlands in the last Twenty 20? Danns or something? The leading wicket taker in this years tournament, where was he born?

Dirk Nannes, although he was actually born in Australia.
 






Lady Whistledown

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The Australian newspaper website. Hahahaha.
 


Scotty Mac

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i actually LOVE australians, and this piece sums up JUST why
 






vegster

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Can't think of many equivalents among their cricket team apart from Andrew Symonds who was born in the UK but their rugby teams have never been ashamed to "borrow" players from Pacific Island nations so frankly they can do one :p

I thought that Symonds was in fact of Aboriginal descent and, as such was close to probably being the only " Australian " in the team. :laugh:
 




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ENGLAND cricket fans were celebrating last night as the national side won a version of the game developed especially for children.


Twenty20 is all about bright, happy colours and having fun
Paul Collingwood's team took the Twenty20 World Championship after beating a clearly confused Australian squad by seven wickets, 18 balls, half a litre of Diet Coke and a bag of Jenga blocks.

Australian captain Michael Clarke said: "We were knocking it over the boundary as usual, when Collingwood shouted 'donkey hats are wild!' and then rubbed some mango syrup into his legs.

"I asked the umpire what was going on and after consulting the rule book, which had obviously just been written in biro on the back of a till receipt, it appeared we had committed a 'Triple Lohan' and forfeited the match."

The shortened version of the game was invented in 2003 to convince the under 12s that cricket was not just for elderly homosexuals and dysfunctional Yorkshiremen.

But ECB officials soon realised the new format could deliver first class international victories as each game would be finished long before the traditional English test collapse.

Over the years the hip and exciting rules have been adapted to include new features such as the Wheel Of Runs, The Hawaiian Stump'n'Slide and Pick-a-Card-Any-Card umpiring.

England fan Charlie Reeves said: "We are - in certain circumstances and conditions - the champions! We are - in certain circumstances and conditions - the champions!"
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Daily Mash lost out to News Arse today, imo. Rare defeat.

Twenty20 cricket World Champions England to trial use of English players | newsarse.com

World Champions England to trial use of English players

Following their success in the Twenty20 World Cup final, new world champions England have announced the next step in their development will include the use of players born in England.

‘England’ beat Australia in the final of the competition by 7 wickets and with 3 overs remaining thanks in no small part to sort-of-English run scorers Pietersen, Kieswetter and Morgan.

However, critics of the side have pointed out that a victory using players about as English and Robert Mugabe is not the same as one using home grown talent.

An ECB spokesperson responded to the criticism telling us, “Just look at our name, we are the ‘England and Wales Cricket Board’, so we have a long and proud history of using the talent from other countries to our own advantage.”

“Yes, we considered a name change to ‘South Afengland and Ireland’, but we have decided our long term aims are better served by going with the more risky option of selecting players that are actually English.”

“I just hope the fans are ready to accept the fact that we’re going to be truly awful during this transitional phase in our development.”

Rebuilding

The trial use of English players in the England team is to begin almost immediately, with South African England coach Tim Flower telling reporters there is now a “solid base from which to build”.

He said, “Did you know that 9% of our runs in the final were scored by English born players, so that is obviously a solid base from which to build the future England cricket team.”

“We would like to see that figure as high as 25% by the next tournament with the long term aim to see the majority of runs scored by the England cricket team scored by an English player.”

“And I would also like to assure you, that despite what you might think having heard his post-match interviews, Paul Collingwood is 100% definitely English.”
 




Grendel

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And when was the last time a true native of Australia turned out for them I wonder?

You could also ask when the last time a true native of what is now England & Wales turned out for us.

At least all the Aussie squad were actually born in the country they represent.
 




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