Australian cricketers at the Amex

[vegster]

Think ENREST got tangled up in Junior's ''BARBER OUT'' bed sheet on his way down to the dugout. Took most of the first half for the stewards to unwrap him I heard.

You are making that up, it would have read " BARBARA OUT " surely ?

 

[Fef]

Don't call it abuse, or even banter.
Just call it sledging - and everything will be alright!

 

[Gazwag]

I was disappointed only three out of the 11 (+ a few more maybe) that bothered to take up the offer of a free evenings entertainment

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

they looking bemused thinking what do we do next.

Probably the after effect of having eaten that free Sodexo 1901 buffet they were given.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

they appeared on the pitch...looking bemused thinking what do we do next.

Sounds about right.

 

[maltaseagull]

I did. I thought, sod it, might as well. They play cricket.

Not very well at the moment!

 

[supaseagull]

Did anyone feel a bit sorry for them last night ? .

Nope...next question