sydney
tinky ****in winky
over the years i reckon we have had over 2o visitors from sussex all of whom were shown a rip roaring time .......the only slight blemish was my recently married niece for whom we erected the mother of all tents in our back garden in sydney...air beds , fans , lights all running from an extension cable from the house ...we woke in the morning to find a note saying they had gone to stay in a backpackers in Bondi because her husband got upi n the small hours for a piss and got freaked out by all the " strange noises" in the garden....fact of the matter is there was nothing at all there.....typical , soft , English twatt.....i know what i would have been doing if i was put in a tent with my recently betrothed ....apparently he didn't have the gumption for it......he is a palace fan from Royal Tunbridge Wells...i rest my case.