Attn Tubby Mondays

[Perry Milkins]

Dear Mr Mondays (Tubbs)

What is your view as to the relevance or usefulness of threads which request predictions for the crowd numbers for forthcoming games?

I have every respect for your forthright views on such threads and thus your free-spirited comments are expectantly awaited.

Yours truly

Mr Wash (Car)

 

[Trufflehound]

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Hound, Truffle (Mrs)

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Mr Mondays is currently off-air. He may be back to answer your query this afternoon.

He has had to go to London this morning. Unbelievably, he has yet again managed to do this without having to ask NSC about which train, which station, where is London etc etc.

 

[Hadlee]

Dear Mr Mondays (Tubbs)

What is your view as to the relevance or usefulness of threads which request predictions for the crowd numbers for forthcoming games?

I have every respect for your forthright views on such threads and thus your free-spirited comments are expectantly awaited.

Yours truly

Mr Wash (Car)

Dear Mr Wash,

What is your view on the relevance or usefulness of threads started by Carwash ?

Please be forthright and honest in your reply.

Yours

Mr Lee (Had)

 

[Perry Milkins]

Mr Mondays is currently off-air. He may be back to answer your query this afternoon.

He has had to go to London this morning. Unbelievably, he has yet again managed to do this without having to ask NSC about which train, which station, where is London etc etc.

Thank you Mr Bridge (Stinkers)

 

[Perry Milkins]

Dear Mr Wash,

What is your view on the relevance or usefulness of threads started by Carwash ?

Please be forthright and honest in your reply.

Yours

Mr Lee (Had)

I knew you never paid attention at school. Surely you should have written '..started by yourself'?

The answer is - Precious little relevance.

Yours sullenly

Mr Wash (Car)

PS Don't take the Junior Hadlees to the game. We need the points!

 

[Hadlee]

I knew you never paid attention at school. Surely you should have written '..started by yourself'?

The answer is - Precious little relevance.

Yours sullenly

Mr Wash (Car)

PS Don't take the Junior Hadlees to the game. We need the points!

Thanks for the English lesson !! Miss Hobson would be proud !! (She still thinks I got banned from the Library)

Unfortunately Jr Hadlees already have tickets, the hoodoo must be broken tomorrow !!

Ring me Sat night for match report !!

 

[Perry Milkins]

Thanks for the English lesson !! Miss Hobson would be proud !! (She still thinks I got banned from the Library)

Unfortunately Jr Hadlees already have tickets, the hoodoo must be broken tomorrow !!

Ring me Sat night for match report !!

...We are doomed.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Dear Mr Mondays (Tubbs)

What is your view as to the relevance or usefulness of threads which request predictions for the crowd numbers for forthcoming games?

I have every respect for your forthright views on such threads and thus your free-spirited comments are expectantly awaited.

Yours truly

Mr Wash (Car)

I find them very useful and informative and wonder how on earth the club/team/the human race survived so long without them. They undoubtably add to the matchday/ prematch atmos and I think that whichever replica kit wearing bedwetter gets nearest should be given the freedom of Buxted. Anyone who guesses correctly should be given an OBE.

I hope this helps.

 

[Perry Milkins]

I find them very useful and informative and wonder how on earth the club/team/the human race survived so long without them. They undoubtably add to the matchday/ prematch atmos and I think that whichever replica kit wearing bedwetter gets nearest should be given the freedom of Buxted. Anyone who guesses correctly should be given an OBE.

I hope this helps.

Well no, not really. I don't think you really provided he substantive view I was expecting.

by the way what team should Deano play next Tuesday, are you starting the 'Roll Call for Northampton Thread'and how do you clean diarrhoea from Lino?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Well no, not really. I don't think you really provided he substantive view I was expecting.

by the way what team should Deano play next Tuesday, are you starting the 'Roll Call for Northampton Thread'and how do you clean diarrhoea from Lino?

Whats substansive mean?

In answer to your questions-

Northampton
No because Im not going (I dont think anyone starts them sort of threads and then doesnt go do you?!)
I use my tongue

 

[Mr Blobby]

I spotted Sir Tubby Mondays in the ground on Saturday. What was that all about? You at an Albion game with your reputation!

See you at an away game soon?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

I spotted Sir Tubby Mondays in the ground on Saturday. What was that all about? You at an Albion game with your reputation!

See you at an away game soon?

Yeah Man! Huddersfield away, Leeds, Forest and Southend if its gonna be a saturday. Was gonna be Bristol Rovers as well as its a new ground for me but Im on important JBRA business that weekend.

Was good to see some old faces on saturday and spent some time with the greatest living taxman.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Yeah Man! Huddersfield away, Leeds, Forest and Southend if its gonna be a saturday. Was gonna be Bristol Rovers as well as its a new ground for me but Im on important JBRA business that weekend.

Was good to see some old faces on saturday and spent some time with the greatest living taxman.

Were you in jocular mood and has he changed substansively?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

I was in jocular mood yes. I didnt give a big dogs cock about the result, had no problems with whatever the stewards did or didnt do, didnt care that there was no singing and didnt give a toss what the attendence was.

I still dont what substansive means but I will say maybe.

 

[Perry Milkins]

I was in jocular mood yes. I didnt give a big dogs cock about the result, had no problems with whatever the stewards did or didnt do, didnt care that there was no singing and didnt give a toss what the attendence was.

I still dont what substansive means but I will say maybe.

But you must have a view as to whether Kuipers should have saved the kick? Did you ask those around you how to mend your PC, recommend a TV or talk about builders for your house?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

But you must have a view as to whether Kuipers should have saved the kick? Did you ask those around you how to mend your PC, recommend a TV or talk about builders for your house?

No.

Idid however crack 8 ribs by violently laughing at the wags who shouted 'Put that bloody board down' when the lark carried the Withdean Wager board round the pitch just as they did at the first game 9 years ago. It gives me a warm glow that in all that time theyve never thought that the joke might be past its sell by date.