Attacked

[Freddie Goodwin.]

It is dangerous out there. I heard there was a mad man about with a yard broom.

Guess it's true as Argus billboard said "Woman swept to her death"

 

[tedebear]

I once won young pianist of the year...

I kept him in the loft...

 

[Gully]

I went to the doctor complaining of feeling pale.

He pressed a bell, the door opened, and in rushed Ken Dodd.

Five minutes later I was tickled pink.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I went to the doctor and told him I wasn't feeling myself. He told me to take my hand off his knee.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Apparently a prison van has collided with a concrete mixer on the M1 this evening. Police are currently searching for a number of hardened criminals.