I am hoping you are having a laugh here, because if you aren't, you are a complete tosser. For your info, I'm a 62-year-old retired senior teacher who lives in a posh town in the South West, but I come from Middlesbrough. I'm only on this forum because my wife's away for the weekend. Your comments are outlandish.
Hopefully you did not teach English to some of the Boro fans that have come on this forum.