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Tazman

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Jul 5, 2003
617
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You brave people....No way am i having it done! I have 2 kids and don't want any more, so Mrs Taz has had a "coil" fitted...little metal bar shaped like the letter "T"...unfortunately i must have stretched her a bit as she had to have the Handle-Bars of a 1963 Yamaha Motorbike fitted instead!! :angel:

Hats of to you though :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: Get well soon.
 




dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Tazman said:
You brave people....No way am i having it done! I have 2 kids and don't want any more, so Mrs Taz has had a "coil" fitted...little metal bar shaped like the letter "T"...unfortunately i must have stretched her a bit as she had to have the Handle-Bars of a 1963 Yamaha Motorbike fitted instead!! :angel:

Hats of to you though :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: Get well soon.

Wimp!:nono:
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Tazman said:
You brave people....No way am i having it done! I have 2 kids and don't want any more, so Mrs Taz has had a "coil" fitted...little metal bar shaped like the letter "T"...


And only 95% effective :rolleyes:
 


Tazman

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Jul 5, 2003
617
Seaford Where else!
Yorkie said:
And only 95% effective :rolleyes:

A chance i'm willing to take!! Vasectomys aren't always successful. Plus the chance of "erectile disfunction" afterwards!
No docs sticking needles in MY knackers!
Anyway, Mrs Taz can get sterilized - completely pain free...i won't feel a thing!
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Tazman said:
A chance i'm willing to take!! Vasectomys aren't always successful. Plus the chance of "erectile disfunction" afterwards!
No docs sticking needles in MY knackers!
Anyway, Mrs Taz can get sterilized - completely pain free...i won't feel a thing!

erectile disfunction? My ex didn't have any problems even with the younger woman he ran off with 14 years later :lolol:

Mrs Taz -3 days in hospital and 3 weeks off work whilst you do all the housework and look after the kids ???
 




dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Yorkie said:
erectile disfunction? My ex didn't have any problems even with the younger woman he ran off with 14 years later :lolol:

Mrs Taz -3 days in hospital and 3 weeks off work whilst you do all the housework and look after the kids ???

They won't miss him at work! :lolol:
 


Tazman

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Jul 5, 2003
617
Seaford Where else!
Yorkie said:

Mrs Taz -3 days in hospital and 3 weeks off work whilst you do all the housework and look after the kids ???

Fortunately , Mrs Taz is married to a "New(ish) man" and will look after the little Taz's and attend to her every whim! Especially as it means that no docs gone near my knackers with a huge needle!

i urge anyone thinking about having one to look HERE
 


Tazman

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Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Tazman said:
Fortunately , Mrs Taz is married to a "New(ish) man" and will look after the little Taz's and attend to her every whim! Especially as it means that no docs gone near my knackers with a huge needle!

i urge anyone thinking about having one to look HERE

doug's right. You're a wimp :lolol:
 


Tazman

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Jul 5, 2003
617
Seaford Where else!
Yorkie said:
doug's right. You're a wimp :lolol:

I'm 6'4" and about 20 stone - Fortunately, i don't LOOK like a wimp!!!! :lolol:

You never know...if Mrs Taz bans a few things in the Taz household i may have to have the snip!! She didn't seem that impressed by my link above!!!
 


Tazman

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Jul 5, 2003
617
Seaford Where else!
I'm trying to find one of these on ebay...
Scrotarmor.jpg
 






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