[Albion] Astrid, u ok hun x

[schmunk]

A relatively modern social media platform, typically featuring paid-for subscription services.

Largely, the platform features photographic and videographic examples of human anatomy, often including (but not limited to) buttholes and front-bottoms.

So, just like Chelsea FC, full of ****s and arseholes...?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Katie Price could probably do with a career boost? This seems right up her street.

Doubt she will be keen, a judge has orders that 40% of her onlyfans income is collected at source and repaid to her bankruptcy creditors for a period of time

 

[Wozza]

I think we can appreciate the golf crossover though, right?





(Grace wisely stops short of OF, I believe)

 

[BrightonCottager]

Richard Osman? Disappointing as he grew up in Sussex.

An UFS, then. Apparently, he fell in love with the Cottage when he was living in Chiswick early in his career. I'm assuming he'd already rejected Brentford and QPhaha.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Why would you want to, though? The internet is awash with freely viewable smut, featuring infinite better looking girls

I'm going to guess it's mostly women who want to sell what is essentially pornographic content but who have delusions that they're somehow more sophisticated than the perennially-surprised-looking ladies who appear on PornHub*.






*So I am informed.

 

[Chicken Run]

I'm going to guess it's mostly women who want to sell what is essentially pornographic content but who have delusions that they're somehow more sophisticated than the perennially-surprised-looking ladies who appear on PornHub*.






*So I am informed.

What is this Pornhub that you speak of*

*Asking for a friend

 

[schmunk]

the perennially-surprised-looking ladies who appear on PornHub*

Well, you'd look surprised if...

(you can finish that yourself*)




* said the pornstar to the other pornstar.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Goldbridge is not a fan

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I think we can appreciate the golf crossover though, right?





(Grace wisely stops short of OF, I believe)

Good Lord


What course is she playing?

 

[alanfp]

It looks like one of the two courses just outside Milan. It could be the A.C. course but I can't help thinking it's probably the other one, whatever that's called....

 

[dazzer6666]

I think we can appreciate the golf crossover though, right?





(Grace wisely stops short of OF, I believe)

On a similar theme…. We all know that ‘helpful’ golfer

 

[SAC]

It looks like one of the two courses just outside Milan. It could be the A.C. course but I can't help thinking it's probably the other one, whatever that's called....

D.C. ?

 

[jcdenton08]

I did hear the Wealdstone raider is considering changing his loyalty.

FIT

 

[stewart12]

no judgement on what people do for a living but she does come across as a total bell end

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

She has well over a million followers on TikTok sharing her content daily, so that noise you can hear is a stable door, swinging freely in the breeze.

Beef curtains, flaps, but never heard it called a stable door swinging in the wind before

 

[Sheebo]

Goldbridge is not a fan

Best thing he’s ever done… Bar was low though…

 

[AmexRuislip]

Beef curtains, flaps, but never heard it called a stable door swinging in the wind before

Bloodhounds ears

 

[Hiheidi]

To add to the oddness, it looks like Chelsea Astrid and her Liverpool and Arsenal clones went on holiday together.

 

[Guinness Boy]

 

[Motogull]

It is a private group sadly. I bet the replies are more interesting than on X..