Aston Villa v Brighton & Hove Albion

[strings]

What kit are we wearing? I've got to make sure I'm dressed the same as the soccerists.

Um, given how pointlessly picky referees have been over the last couple of seasons, we can't have any blue (i.e. our home or third kit) and we can't have red (i.e. our away kit).

pink and white trigger

I think this is the best solution

 

[The Large One]

Pink would clash with the claret.

 

[Trigger]

Someone has just told me we have to sit down at football grounds now, is this true?

 

[Mendoza]

Do we still meet in the meerkat porter?

 

[Questions]

Is it pay on the gate ?
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well ? how long was it going to be ?

 

[Trigger]

I think we will win 1-0 with a Robert Codner goal, he was brilliant in the last game I went to.

 

[thejackal]

Do we still meet in the meerkat porter?

Yeah but we have to walk the last leg from there. Improvement works on the Midlands Light Railway, apparently.

 

[perseus]

Ties to be played over the weekend of January 23-24.

 

[zefarelly]

Is it pay on the gate ?
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well ? how long was it going to be ?

It can't be soon enought to return to that

 

[Don Quixote]

Where is everyone drinking then? I want to know where every fan is drinking. Everyone.

 

[Trigger]

Are we still sponsored by NOBO?

 

[mona]

I intend to travel to Villa Park by narrow boat on the canals with a supply of Harvey's best and fine Armagnac. Where can I recruit a reliable and suitable crew?

 

[Trigger]

I intend to travel to Villa Park by narrow boat on the canals with a supply of Harvey's best and fine Armagnac. Where can I recruit a reliable and suitable crew?

Baby Potts will be your COX.