Assertion: Farts don't smell on aeroplanes

[mr sheen]

On a related topic I once shat myself at Durban airport, flying to Cape Town after the mother of all stomach upsets.

I did something similar on a playing field in Pudsey.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I farted in my sleep the other night and woke up my girlfriend

 

[tedebear]

Zef can wee and fart at the same time - I can't

 

[Questions]

I farted in my sleep the other night and woke up my girlfriend

What to tell her you farted ? Could have waited till the morning surely

 

[Marc]

Zef can wee and fart at the same time - I can't

haha reminds me of the time my mate farted AND burped at the same time...he said it was AMAZING and just as orgasmic as a sneeze...ever since I've been trying to do the same thing but realised it needs a natural burp and not a made up one (swallowing air is a cheat!)

 

[pasty]

I farted in my sleep the other night and woke up my girlfriend

It is alledged that I do that 3 or 4 times a week

 

[tedebear]

haha reminds me of the time my mate farted AND burped at the same time...he said it was AMAZING and just as orgasmic as a sneeze...ever since I've been trying to do the same thing but realised it needs a natural burp and not a made up one (swallowing air is a cheat!)

The closest I've ever got is farting and sneezing at the same time - scary as you never know what might happen down below when that occurs

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

It's because of the negative filters isnt it? Like in operation theatres

 

[Race]

what happens if you do the old 'fart in your hand and up to the nose' ploy?

 

[Barrow Boy]

What to tell her you farted ? Could have waited till the morning surely

Post of the day !

 

[bhaexpress]

Almost sadly, my other half has just had her gall stones removed. A side effect of this annoyingly painful but not fatal condition is excessive flatus. I now cannot call her Mrs Farti anymore.

 

[desprateseagull]

i bet it stinked a bit at Heathrow, when the plane crash landed... >parp<

 

[Skint Gull]

I can ASSURE everyone that this is a MYTH. 15 blokes on the way back from an all weekend Stag Do in Dublin last year well and truly STANK the plane out!

 

[Mr Burns]

what happens if you do the old 'fart in your hand and up to the nose' ploy?

What cupping?

I normally find that I choke

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I heard this on the radio this morning and I think its true. Can anyone shed any light on this weird phenomenon?

False. I stunk out a flight once with my guffs. Was very embarrassing

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[desprateseagull]

so long as you dont follow though..

 

[nail-Z]

Farts still stink on planes, it's just that at altitude our sense of smell (and taste) is somewhat dulled.

I saw a program on TV about airline food - they have to make sure is very strong and tasty to compensate.