Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Brighton till i die]

hmm... this thread is warming up again. There's room beside me on the sofa. Just avoid the sticky mess on the cushions.

Anyone hungry? I think I've got some liver that's lying around doing nothing if you fancy it.

i'll take that seat if you have any spare mayo?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Going back to the actual subject of the thread, has anyone got a list of good chat-up lines? One of my (straight) friends frequents a number of gay clubs but manages to pull straight girls all the time. His success is astonishing...but no competition from any other straight man means he is outnumbered by straight girls in the club! He has the pick of the girls!

Interesting strategy.

"would you like a lollipop?"

 

[Buzzer]

Going back to the actual subject of the thread, has anyone got a list of good chat-up lines? One of my (straight) friends frequents a number of gay clubs but manages to pull straight girls all the time. His success is astonishing...but no competition from any other straight man means he is outnumbered by straight girls in the club! He has the pick of the girls!

Interesting strategy.

Priceless!!!!!!!!

Are you bi-polar or something? How can you switch the outrage on and off like that?

 

[Safeway]

I'm a latecomer to this thread. Is there an executive summary that I could read somewhere?

DP's being weird (again).

 

[Seagullible]

what's this, Pengoon bowling a googly in an aatempt to fool the batsmen

 

[Robot Chicken]

"would you like a lollipop?"

Might work

Thing is, they think he's a harmless gay guy until it's too late

 

[John Bumlick]

Unfortunatly, the slightly SLOW spastic didnt realise that I got posted a few pages ago.

You are right though - he does seem to have a real problem with real women - they are fine if they are pictures on the internet, but if one actually speaks - WOAHHHHHHH - thats TOO much.

Bit of a sexist if you ask me

i think he just gets a bit confused if a woman talks to him and doesn't say "no, f*** off".

 

[Man of Harveys]

Going back to the actual subject of the thread, has anyone got a list of good chat-up lines? One of my (straight) friends frequents a number of gay clubs but manages to pull straight girls all the time. His success is astonishing...but no competition from any other straight man means he is outnumbered by straight girls in the club! He has the pick of the girls!

Interesting strategy.

Some cynical souls might suggest that this a desperately clunky attempt to change the subject in order not to appear a total ARSEPIECE even to disinterested observers like myself. I couldn't possibly comment.

 

[ali jenkins]

First time for everything.

Beat me too it!

 

[Mendoza]

Or is it jealousy coz Brett is a ladies man...?

well asking girls out is the thread title..........

 

[Seagullible]

One question, is this the busiest NSC has been on a non-match night?

 

[Robot Chicken]

Some cynical souls might suggest that this a desperately clunky attempt to change the subject in order not to appear a total ARSEPIECE even to disinterested observers like myself. I couldn't possibly comment.

Just attempting to get things back on topic!

 

[Trotster]

snigger

 

[Seagullible]

Just attempting to get things back on topic!

definate googlie but spotted and smashed out the ground and into the river

 

[Bozza]

Unfortunatly, the slightly SLOW spastic didnt realise that I got posted a few pages ago.

Unfortunatly, the slightly SLOW spastic didnt realise that I got posted a few pages ago.

You can post it twice but it still reads like an utter 'tard wrote it.

(Picks up the thread as it seems to be tailing off)

 

[bright1064]

Bozza has this thread done enough to be certified GOLD yet?

 

[Skaville]

DP's being weird (again).

His avatar is bothering me. Perhaps it's just me, but it looks like Superman has been in a gay porn flick and given hand relief to a couple of fellas who have subsequently been airbrushed out.

 

[ali jenkins]

Just attempting to get things back on topic!

Is that because you've run out of (probably) fake pictures to post??

 

[Fixtures]

Surely Bozza should have banned trotster by now, or at least given her a yellow card?

She repeated a picture that got someone banned and has an equally offensive avatar herself. Not banning her is sexist.

 

[Dandyman]

His avatar is bothering me. Perhaps it's just me, but it looks like Superman has been in a gay porn flick and given hand relief to a couple of fellas who have subsequently been airbrushed out.

I think it rated 9.5 in Gavin's film club.