Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Les Biehn]

It's not easy is it.

What methods do people on here employ?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I simply ask them, in English, if they'd like to go out on a date. TRIED and TESTED.

 

[Les Biehn]

Trouble is you can look a tit if they knock you back.

 

[Munkfish]

bully them and then say your take them out to make it up to them!

 

[Perry Milkins]

It's not easy is it.

What methods do people on here employ?

Very easy if you didn't fancy her but if you did then for some peculiar reason the words never came out that easy...

 

[Seagullible]

Trouble is you look at their tits they knock you back.

true

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Trouble is you can look a tit if they knock you back.

Yes, yes you can. That, m'boy, is why life is such a cruel mistress.

 

[Perry Milkins]

At school a mate asked me to snatch her school bag at which time he would rescue it from me and hand it back all chivalrous like. Trouble was her older brother saw this and battered me!!

 

[Les Biehn]

The last time I did it I wrote my number on a piece of paper, handed it to her and said if you want to call me then feel free.

She didn't. Still minimal embarrassment.

 

[Nibble]

I tell them I know Les. They jump into my magic pants then.

 

[Les Biehn]

I tell them I know Les. They jump into my magic pants then.

But then we always have to put up with the tears from you when you find out they are just using you to get to me.

 

[JBizzleBeard]

With a post count of nearly 20k mate I would suggest gettin out a bit more and gaining some life experience for yourself. I have seen some wanky topics started on here but I reckon you could be in with a chance of the most wankiest!

 

[Mendoza]

asking girls out is well gay

 

[Perry Milkins]

The last time I did it I wrote my number on a piece of paper, handed it to her and said if you want to call me then feel free.

She didn't. Still minimal embarrassment.

Had you written it clearly..if you have bad writing that lucsious lady may be pining for you!!

 

[Nibble]

With a post count of nearly 20k mate I would suggest gettin out a bit more and gaining some life experience for yourself. I have seen some wanky topics started on here but I reckon you could be in with a chance of the most wankiest!

I would suggest you are a massive twat.

 

[Les Biehn]

With a post count of nearly 20k mate I would suggest gettin out a bit more and gaining some life experience for yourself. I have seen some wanky topics started on here but I reckon you could be in with a chance of the most wankiest!

Your signature says Deductions is alright. Nuff said, you are clearly a plum.

 

[Perry Milkins]

With a post count of nearly 20k mate I would suggest gettin out a bit more and gaining some life experience for yourself. I have seen some wanky topics started on here but I reckon you could be in with a chance of the most wankiest!

Draws up a chair...Buckie bring the cheese straws

 

[Les Biehn]

Had you written it clearly..if you have bad writing that lucsious lady may be pining for you!!

I was absolutely shit faced when I did it so have no idea.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Draws up a chair...Buckie bring the cheese straws

I reckon we could get away with scrabbled eggs still, after all it is before 11am, or shall we hold off until 11 and then go for a Danish?

 

[Nibble]

I'm in the mood for a bit of a ding dong today.