Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[steward 433]

no-one want's to argue with me

 

[Happy Seagull]

no-one want's to argue with me

Do you stewards EVER stop f***ing moaning?

 

[steward 433]

Do you stewards EVER stop f***ing moaning?

NOPE now sit down and

 

[Happy Seagull]

Just coz you got a silly coat....now JOG on.

 

[steward 433]

Just coz you got a silly coat....now JOG on.

May be a silly coat to you but i stay warm and dry and have no need to whinge about FU**ING ponchos

Jog on how old are you??

 

[NMH]

no-one want's to argue with me

There's NO apostrophe in "wants", you undereducated stringbean git.

 

[Conkers]

May be a silly coat to you but i stay warm and dry and have no need to whinge about FU**ING ponchos:

But I paid a whole £16 for my ticket and therefore I can moan about anything I bloody well like because I PAID for a TICKET

 

[steward 433]

There's NO apostrophe in "wants", you undereducated stringbean git.

smartarse

I won't be hanging around after the game Saturday!!! Long story but not in the mood this week

 

[steward 433]

But I paid a whole £16 for my ticket and therefore I can moan about anything I bloody well like because I PAID for a TICKET

Did you get wet and cry like a baby as well then?

 

[Conkers]

Did you get wet and cry like a baby as well then?

No because I don't really care if I get wet or not. It all dries out anyway

 

[steward 433]

No because I don't really care if I get wet or not. It all dries out anyway

Is the correct answer

and i wanted an arguement

 

[NMH]

smartarse

I won't be hanging around after the game Saturday!!! Long story but not in the mood this week

Ha, then you'll miss the REAL football match of the season then.

I have to miss my 5-a-side this Thursday I think, or else I won't be able to walk after 2 games in 3 days.

 

[Conkers]

and i wanted an arguement

Isn't that what girlfriends/wives are for?

 

[NMH]

Is the correct answer

and i wanted an arguement

That should be a big 'I' when used as a word in a sentence.

Army intelligence, tsk, that's an oxymoron.

Now if you'd been in the Royal Navy.......

....oh.

 

[steward 433]

Ha, then you'll miss the REAL football match of the season then.

I have to miss my 5-a-side this Thursday I think, or else I won't be able to walk after 2 games in 3 days.

Yeah but i can't play much yet anyway

The old bones gonna ache on next Sunday then

 

[steward 433]

That should be a big 'I' when used as a word in a sentence.

Army intelligence, tsk, that's an oxymoron.

Now if you'd been in the Royal Navy.......

....oh.

Oh do shut up all the intelligence was done by MI5 Or MI6

 

[NMH]

Isn't that what girlfriends/wives are for?

Conkers does have a point.

I'm off to bed, bog off and argue with the missus.

 

[steward 433]

Isn't that what girlfriends/wives are for?

Yeah but not in the mood to argue with her as if i start i wont stop today

 

[steward 433]

Conkers does have a point.

I'm off to bed, bog off and argue with the missus.

Past your bedtime old man??

 

[NMH]

Oh do shut up all the intelligence was done by MI5 Or MI6

Ah yes, all those ex-Navy guys in Intelligence.