Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Perry Milkins]

Old Leslie does well with ladies indeed.

I get laid with monotonous regularity

mmm?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You and Les are like Bodie and Doyle on the Town I would imagine.

 

[Hiney]

2. pay them, then shoot your bolt before you get anywhere near them. I wonder who that's happened too...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

2. pay them, then shoot your bolt before you get anywhere near them. I wonder who that's happened too...

What, pay £30 or £40 to soil your y-fronts? Surely NO-ONE would be that much of a TWAT?

 

[Nibble]

You and Les are like Bodie and Doyle on the Town I would imagine.

Very much so!

I have never really played the numbers game to be honest. Had my share of one nighters but I was in a relationship for 6 years and now the thought of going out and chatting up random birds just doesn't appeal to me. Usually meet girls through friends or work etc, not much of a clubbing/pulling man.

 

[Buzzer]

What, pay £30 or £40 to soil your y-fronts? Surely NO-ONE would be that much of a TWAT?

What is worse is if you chuck your white wee over your shirt. Unless the shirt is particularly garish and techni-coloured. Say, like a Hawaiian shirt for instance. You could probably get away with it then.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What is worse is if you chuck your white wee over your shirt. Unless the shirt is particularly garish and techni-coloured. Say, like a Hawaiian shirt for instance. You could probably get away with it then.

Aah, prob'ly. Still be a bit of a waste of money though, wouldn't it?

And a bit HUMILIATING, I'd have thought?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Got him.

You flaming drop kick;

 

[Seagullible]

Pete, feel free to insult but i can't see what I have said that is that odd. I went above my league if you like and crashed but I had my fair share of girlfriends over the years and they weren't all Dogs.

you didn't say anything odd this time - was just messing with you

 

[Simster]

Hold on. Are we to believe that CAPTAIN SADNESS himself, aka PenGOON, has seriously admitted to a premature sex wee in the company of a WHORE?

f*** me Pengoon! I guess this goes to show that it might be worth getting off your fat arse and obtaining a social life away from your 17" monitor. At least that way, you can tell somebody such an embarrassing tale and then DENY it at a later date to anybody who asks. Instead, it's highly likely that there are simply too many witnesses to you admitting to this comedy moment.



Smashing thread this. It's got the lot hasn't it.

 

[Mendoza]

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Uncle Buck]

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

What a MARVELLOUS delivery that was.

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[nail-Z]

 

[Uncle Buck]

The Cream, White, Off White, Bone, Ivory or the Beige.

 

[Les Biehn]

I have a small stable of ladies. However I have meet a girl I actually have some form of emotional attachment to. This is confusing and new, I wish to ask her out but as I work with her I don't want to embarrass myself.

You see?

 

[Les Biehn]

Get your own material cock jockey!

Oh dear, we have another one on here who is so scared of the urges he feels towards men that he is sublimating it into some form of abuse. Be yourself, suck some cock.