Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Is OAF hazardous to your health?

Yes he is.

 

[Uncle Buck]

i have been given some kamagara jellys uncle Buck, should i take one before i go to the freshers ball on friday down the beach?

Yes you should.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What state will you be in on the morning of the 4th October following your rather long walk on Sunday! Will you be able to make it to your car to drive to work?

Have booked the day off.

 

[Dandyman]

Salt Beef on Rye or ham and cheese in plastic bread ?

 

[Dave the OAP]

is it worth taking a mob to QPR on the day of the the Charlton game ....looks like its pwoper nawty up there

 

[Perry Milkins]

What are Dave the Gaffer's true colours Town or Albion?

 

[Dave the OAP]

What are Dave the Gaffer's true colours Town or Albion?

it depends who is winning

 

[Perry Milkins]

it depends who is winning

I was asking Bucklet not you!

Sing when you're winning you only sing on a sunday!

 

[Dave the OAP]

I was asking Bucklet not you!

Sing when you're winning you only sing on a sunday!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Salt Beef on Rye or ham and cheese in plastic bread ?

Salt Beef on rye.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Then you try and push your champagne socialist opinion on us...

Very funny. Besides, I do not truly understand the term champagne socialist. Socialism is not about being poor.

 

[Uncle Buck]

is it worth taking a mob to QPR on the day of the the Charlton game ....looks like its pwoper nawty up there

I am trying not to injury myself that day.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What are Dave the Gaffer's true colours Town or Albion?

Leeds.

 

[Lord Bamber]

Trinny or Susannah?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Very funny. Besides, I do not truly understand the term champagne socialist. Socialism is not about being poor.

Blair proved that.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Trinny or Susannah?

Sid the Shark.

 

[Stoo82]

Is life a simple as they say? If not, why not? If yes, why yes?

 

[mona]

Which football grounds do you particularly like visiting on away trips?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Leeds.

how very dare you!

 

[mona]

What is the best way of crossing the Mersey tomorrow?