Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Why dont you ever do 'Teams for tomorrow'? Youve been a coach and a manager at a league club like everyone else who contributes to these threads, so surely you are qualified?

Well I do not like playing people out of position, so tend to avoid these things.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Well I do not like playing people out of position, so tend to avoid these things.

Youve got to experiment.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Youve got to experiment.

Maybe some of these people could experiment with leaving their laptops.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Do you watch television?

Or do you give a half arsed commentary on a television programme via the internet whilst it was on and then have to ask the people you have been giving the commentary to what happened because you were too busy giving the commentary and actually missed the main bits of the programme that you were commentating on?

 

[Trigger]

Do you advise taking an umbrella to sit in H block even if it's a hot sunny day?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you watch television?

Or do you give a half arsed commentary on a television programme via the internet whilst it was on and then have to ask the people you have been giving the commentary to what happened because you were too busy giving the commentary and actually missed the main bits of the programme that you were commentating on?

Just watch the programme and either enjoy or hate the show.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you advise taking an umbrella to sit in H block even if it's a hot sunny day?...

Always have water proofs and ear protectors in H Block.

 

[Trigger]

Are you anywhere near Victoria station at the moment?... Is this gas leak your doing?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are you anywhere near Victoria station at the moment?... Is this gas leak your doing?...

Not guilty.

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

Maybe some of these people could experiment with leaving their laptops.

Can you think of a suitable simile for the word - irony, "Mr. 25,452 posts"?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Can you think of a suitable simile for the word - irony, "Mr. 25,452 posts"?

But look at how few of them are post 2008, when I got a job that finally meant I had to do something during working hours.

 

[Trigger]

How would you react if you started a German night class, went for your first day, sat down and in walked The Complete Badger?...

 

[Uncle Buck]

How would you react if you started a German night class, went for your first day, sat down and in walked The Complete Badger?...

Complete shock...

 

[Trigger]

Complete shock...

The above really DID happen tonight.

 

[Uncle Buck]

The above really DID happen tonight.

Blimey.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

That is nice.

Anyway, anything constructive to add?

This is a Q&A, I do Q, you do A...so no.

 

[Uncle Buck]

This is a Q&A, I do Q, you do A...so no.

Then you try and push your champagne socialist opinion on us...

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Is OAF hazardous to your health?

 

[shoreham moonraker]

i have been given some kamagara jellys uncle Buck, should i take one before i go to the freshers ball on friday down the beach?

 

[Mr Blobby]

What state will you be in on the morning of the 4th October following your rather long walk on Sunday! Will you be able to make it to your car to drive to work?