Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

why do strangers on here that i have never met always use my real name when quoting me?

You have stalkers....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Should attila pay up?

No, as he is offering to put money behind a bar....

 

[Clothes Peg]

What is the weather going to be like on Saturday?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What is the weather going to be like on Saturday?

BBC Cow Watch says 18 degress and sun. So shortastic.

 

[Les Biehn]

Are things kicking off on here a bit today?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are things kicking off on here a bit today?

They have the potential to....

 

[Clothes Peg]

BBC Cow Watch says 18 degress and sun. So shortastic.

I think you mean miniskirtastic for me!

 

[Uncle Buck]

I think you mean miniskirtastic for me!

Shortastic all over the world it is then.

 

[Mendoza]

BBC Cow Watch says 18 degress and sun. So shortastic.

good weather for FULL kit then

 

[Uncle Buck]

good weather for FULL kit then

Bench coat and shorts....

 

[Clothes Peg]

good weather for FULL kit then

Might be a bit hot for wigs though...?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Mr Buck,

Should I wear my hair up or down at a ball tonight?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Mr Buck,

Should I wear my hair up or down at a ball tonight?

Up, I do believe.

 

[Mendoza]

is it right to crown the tongue with a neopolitan??

 

[Uncle Buck]

is it right to crown the tongue with a neopolitan??

The tongue or the tonne?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

moan or moan?

 

[Uncle Buck]

moan or moan?

Sway.

 

[Trigger]

Is he IN or not?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is he IN or not?

If he carries on I would think he will be in the nick....

 

[Buzzer]

What's best to soothe Tesco in Disguises rage - a pill chill or a wank?