Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Fair enough.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Why is someone called brad stalking me, seriously

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why is someone called brad stalking me, seriously

I blame Myspace, MSN and Facebook.

 

[Les Biehn]

Does the rather fit northern bird in the office upstairs fancy me?

 

[Dave the OAP]

who is going to get a hundred first


Brennan or Gillespie



T T Bresnan not out 83 160 10 0

J N Gillespie not out 90 133 16 0

 

[Uncle Buck]

Does the rather fit northern bird in the office upstairs fancy me?

I seriously doubt it.

 

[Uncle Buck]

who is going to get a hundred first


Brennan or Gillespie



T T Bresnan not out 83 160 10 0

J N Gillespie not out 90 133 16 0

Do not care.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Does Carls mum fancy me

 

[Dave the OAP]

Do not care.

yes but you should, because another team of southern soft shandy drinking poofs are been smashed to all corners of the Oval!!!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Does Carls mum fancy me

How 'bout we sing 'Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch' in D Minor?

Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super, king, kameha-meha biatch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch,
and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's
such a dirty bitch!

Kyle's mom, is a bitch-cha!

 

[Uncle Buck]

yes but you should, because another team of southern soft shandy drinking poofs are been smashed to all corners of the Oval!!!!

Still do not care.

Have you not lived most of your life in the south of this country?

 

[Mendoza]

Who was your favourtie gladiator??

 

[Uncle Buck]

Who was your favourtie gladiator??

Pass.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Still do not care.

Have you not lived most of your life in the south of this country?

probably...at least 30 years of it anyway.....


Its getting close:

T T Bresnan not out 89 170 11 0
J N Gillespie not out 91 139 16 0

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

myspace or facebook?

 

[Uncle Buck]

myspace or facebook?

Both should be shut down.

Some unsavoury characters about on the internet.

 

[Les Biehn]

I seriously doubt it.

She was overheard yesterday saying that I wasn't her type but there was definately something about me. However it might have been the fit Brummie bird who said this.

Does she fancy me?

 

[Uncle Buck]

She was overheard yesterday saying that I wasn't her type but there was definately something about me. However it might have been the fit Brummie bird who said this.

Does she fancy me?

I seriously doubt it.

 

[Mendoza]

Will Withdean Wanderer ever stop moaning ??

 

[Uncle Buck]

Will Withdean Wanderer ever stop moaning ??

No.