Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Why are Sussex scared to drop Goodwin for the County matches?

And is he playing so poor this season because he's getting too pissed at all his testimonial bashes?

He is being retained, I guess as he is one of the experienced heads in a youngish side. I heard his second innings against Worcs he looked in some form. I do wonder if an eye test might solve some of the issues. RHB needs to learn not to get stumped.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Badly...

Parp.

Last time I went it took me 5 days to lay the longest cable ever.... as well you know...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Last time I went it took me 5 days to lay the longest cable ever.... as well you know...

It also took you over 3 weeks to get home...

 

[Chester Drawers]

It also took you over 3 weeks to get home...

Twas a s-l-o-w w-a-l-k ....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Twas a s-l-o-w w-a-l-k ....

That is an understatement.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Did you think we woud get hammered 7-1 last nite?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Monsignor UB,

Please could you answer a query that has puzzled me awhile?

What time did afternoon games KO in pre-floodlight days? Would it have been 2pm?

Gracias

 

[Uncle Buck]

Monsignor UB,

Please could you answer a query that has puzzled me awhile?

What time did afternoon games KO in pre-floodlight days? Would it have been 2pm?

Gracias

Something like that.

 

[Trigger]

Why do I find watching a freshly laid dog turd going crusty more entertaining than watching England in a one day cricket match?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why do I find watching a freshly laid dog turd going crusty more entertaining than watching England in a one day cricket match?

England obession in picking as many all rounders as they can find and then leaving out the best leggie we have ever had?

 

[Trigger]

England obession in picking as many all rounders as they can find and then leaving out the best leggie we have ever had?

Yes, where was the logic of not playing Rashid?... He's probably been a better batsman than any of the top order lately too!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Yes, where was the logic of not playing Rashid?... He's probably been a better batsman than any of the top order lately too!

So the obvious thing is to drop him...

 

[Insel affe]

Dear Uncle Buck, when will Jesus return ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Uncle Buck, when will Jesus return ?

No idea, sorry.

 

[Sheebo]

Hello my friend - hope you're well - Were you aware of the GDC flag shot on the BBC Website highlights video from Saturday's match?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Hello my friend - hope you're well - Were you aware of the GDC flag shot on the BBC Website highlights video from Saturday's match?

Yes indeed.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Were you surprised the Oaf actually managed to get home ok on sunday?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Why is it that when you're playing snooker, the one frame where you're playing like a total **** and missing everything, when you do finally pot a red you add terrible luck to dire play, go straight in-off with the cue ball and leave easy ones over pockets all over the table?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Were you surprised the Oaf actually managed to get home ok on sunday?

That is an understatement

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why is it that when you're playing snooker, the one frame where you're playing like a total **** and missing everything, when you do finally pot a red you add terrible luck to dire play, go straight in-off with the cue ball and leave easy ones over pockets all over the table?

Because snooker is a stupid game.