ask the club- a rant

[Barrel of Fun]

insider clearly not doing his job properly and passing on this vital information in time

Quite! Out with Insider! Out with Knight! Out with McGhee! Sack them all!!

 

[Gully]

That contribution by El Pres is worth Gold status almost on its own. He beat me to it with the list from the PFA, I am sure the club are more than aware of every single player who is available for signing, sadly the majority will give us a wider berth than you would need for the QEII

 

[El Presidente]

Quite! Out with Insider! Out with Knight! Out with McGhee! Sack them all!!

Does this mean you will be wearing your special underpants Insider Out

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I would get my coat if it were not for this heatwave

 

[Woodchip]

(scene 3) Magoo announces XXXXXXX as new club captain on Seagulls World, instantly Dwayne starts a poll inscribed "Magoo out now for signing over the hill players"


It's not going to happen is it........

This one will happen, as some stage of the season.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Does this mean you will be wearing your special underpants Insider Out

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I would get my coat if it were not for this heatwave

No need for a coat with a quip like that!

 

[Muzzman]

(scene 2) Magoo and Bob Booker seen jumping into a 3/8 size fire engine with only three wheels manned by half a dozen dwarfs which screeches out of Withers, the front of the fire engine has a hastily inscribed chalk message on a blackboard "Wulverhamton"

 

[London Irish]

Well, Ince is now in talks with Swindon about a possible player/coaching role.

Dennis Wise and Paul Ince together?

I think this would be one of those rare role reversals when during a hard training session the players would be trying to seperate the coaches from fighting

 

[Goring Gull]

The only people involved in the signing of players is McGhee and DK, and they are likely to know that Ince is available as

This is the bit that worries me.