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CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,096
If a car leaves Brighton at 8:00am travelling at a steady speed of 60 mph and one leaves Aberdeen at the same time travelling at 72 mph why is MORRIS such a CHUMP?
 




Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,762
at home
I understand you can take Mark McCammon to water but you cant make him drink. Is this the case?
 














Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Do you think Kev is a twat?
 








JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,108
Hassocks
If you were a biscuit what sort of biscuit would you be, and why?
 








Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Everyone knows that the speed of light is 299 792 458 m/s, but what is the speed of dark?
 






JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,108
Hassocks
Dude, where's your car?
 




CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,096
When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a Valentine, birthday greetings,
bottle of wine?
If I'd been out 'till quarter to three, would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
If you choke a Smurf, what colour will it turn?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
 


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