[Albion] Ashley Barnes

[Bodian]

Annoying, aggressive, niggly, petulant.....what you need up top.

We had Ulloa.

The commentator on NBC said a couple of times that Ulloa could learn from Barnes. That is - how to win free kicks when it's actually you backing in. Barnes made Murray look a novice as well - did Glenn get any free kicks at all?

 

[BensGrandad]

I didnt think that he dived to get Stephens booked went down easily when tackled but not an actual dive.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Yes and he learnt it all from Murray! Quality player.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I actually agree with this, he would not be in our first eleven

As a minimum, he would have added some serious bite to our Championship-standard forward capability in the first half of the season when we were horribly toothless in attack.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Barnes was doing what he's good at, bullying defenders into making mistakes, luckily he didn't score today, so even the other two lumps of wood that Dyche had playing up front, still couldn't get the better of D & D.

Two lumps of Chris Wood?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

He wouldn't get a sniff in our squad. He and his team mates showed today that they have no idea how to pass a ball around a pitch and showed why we were right to get rid.

What an absolutely crazy post.

 

[Dougie]

I’d have him in a heartbeat . A very underrated forward .

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Complete no-brainer for the manager of Austria

 

[wallyback]

I didnt think that he dived to get Stephens booked went down easily when tackled but not an actual dive.

He definitely gave it some theatrics

 

[Icy Gull]

The commentator on NBC said a couple of times that Ulloa could learn from Barnes. That is - how to win free kicks when it's actually you backing in. Barnes made Murray look a novice as well - did Glenn get any free kicks at all?

The ref was an absolute homer though and gave Barnes pretty well everything.

 

[Stat Brother]

As a minimum, he would have added some serious bite to our Championship-standard forward capability in the first half of the season when we were horribly toothless in attack.

In fairness this fella could have done, as well:-

 

[Weststander]

The one who clattered cake hole will deffo get a retrospectve red and a ban as he didn't even get a yellow. Luckily for Swansea they won't need him as they don't have any meaningful or important games left to play this season.

Oh....

A cowardly bad-losers assault by Ayew.

He wouldn't have done that with Chopper Harris and Mickey Dray on the pitch.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

A cowardly bad-losers assault by Ayew.

He wouldn't have done that with Chopper Harris and Mickey Dray on the pitch.

Droy

 

[Weststander]

Droy

Did the thug have a Captain Birdseye or Captain Haddock beard?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Droy

What a giant that man was!

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

What a giant that man was!

A successful businessman when his playing career ended, and now retired to Florida.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Did the thug have a Captain Birdseye or Captain Haddock beard?

Birds Eye

 

[LamieRobertson]

I didnt think that he dived to get Stephens booked went down easily when tackled but not an actual dive.

Looked a dive to me

 

[Weststander]

Looked a dive to me

Which Shearer, Murphy and Jenas would confirm as "a challenge Stephens didn't need to make" in their bizarre new found love of all things diving.

 

[kalinski]

What a scummy cheating nasty piece of work.

Falling over all game and trying to con the referee repeatedly.

Hopefully those that like to kiss his arse on here have finally seen his true colours.

Loved it when he played for us

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