Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
3. He'd get a signing on fee - he didn't ask for a transfer so isn't 5% the going rate? About 40 grand in his sky
4 Better chance of Premier League football
I'd imagine that he'd get quite a bit more money too - you wouldn't move 300 miles for a few hundred quid a week
In relative terms, he will be much richer. One could buy a five bed house like this near Burnley for £300k - http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-40641568.html