Ashley Barnes needs a CHANT

[Ninja Elephant]

Hum the theme tune to 'Dallas' and sing Ashley Barnes at the end of the line.

That'll do.

[yt]PsBYBugvDek[/yt]

That is inspired!

Do do do do do do do, Ashley Barnes.

 

[leigull]

How about "he scores when he wants, he scores when he wants, Ashley Barnes, he scores when he wants"...

Oh, but he doesn't...

Can you say anyone "scores when they want"?

 

[Bhafc11]

Ashley Barnes has scored again, scored again.
Ashley Barnes has scored again... Who's Glenn Murray?

 

[Seagull Steve]

Singing Aye Aye Ashley Ashley Barnes (yee-haw), singing Aye Aye Ashley Ashley Barnes (yee-haw), singing Aye Aye Ashley, Aye Aye Ashley, Aye Aye Ashley Ashley Barnes (yee-haawwwww).

This.

 

[ManxSeagull]

It sounds better if you attempt the yee-haawwwwww with a West Country accent so Barnesy can appreciate it.

Agreed, sounded good, definately better when the yee-haw was dropped later in the game. I think it was only one or two shouting eye-haw though.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvCplbEmsiw

[yt]lvCplbEmsiw[/yt]

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high
When he met with an avalanche
Interrupting his cry

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Rumble, rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Rumble, rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Rumble, rumble)

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high
When he met with a skier
Interrupting his cry

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high
When he met with a St. Bernard
Interrupting his cry

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high
When he met with a grizzly bear
Interrupting his cry

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Grr,
Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Grr,
Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Grr,
Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high
When he met with a milking maid
Interrupting his cry

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Tss, tss, grr,
Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Tss, tss, grr,
Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Tss, tss, grr,
Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Once an Austrian went yodeling
On a mountain so high
When he met with a pretty girl
Interrupting his cry

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Smack, smack,
Tss, tss, grr,
Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Smack, smack,
Tss, tss, grr,
Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Ho-li-ahHo-le-rah-hi-hi-ah
Ho-le-rah-cuckoo
(Smack, smack,
Tss, tss, grr,
Arf, arf, swoosh,
Rumble rumble)

Perhaps a little too long

 

[saafend_seagull]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwac8FeG5VQ&feature=fvwrel


Barnesy Barnesy how you thrill me aha
Barnesy Barnesy

Barnesy score 1 more for me aha
Barnesy Barnesy
ive heard about him before, i wanted to know some more
and now i know what they mean, he's a goal machine
oh he makes me dizzy

you look like a porn star, but i love just who you are
and Barnesy to say the least you're a goallllll machine

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Whats wrong with singing ay ay ashley ashley barnes

singing ay ay ashley ahsley barnes

singing ay ay ashley

ay ay ashley

ay ay ashley ashley barnes.

 

[Woodchip]

Whats wrong with singing ay ay ashley ashley barnes

singing ay ay ashley ahsley barnes

singing ay ay ashley

ay ay ashley

ay ay ashley ashley barnes.

I quite like that.

 

[Lush]

Agreed, sounded good, definately better when the yee-haw was dropped later in the game. I think it was only one or two shouting eye-haw though.

Ay ay ay ashley, ashley barnes ooh arrr - in a West Country accent?

 

[One Love]

You're a right sad bastard.
No offence intended.

None taken.

It would be pretty difficult for you to offend me with your abusive keyboard.

 

[dennis]

Ashley Barnes, Barnes, Barnes push pineapple shake the tree
Ashley Barnes, Barnes, Barnes, CMS, Will Buckley.
Brezovan, Gordon Greer, Lewis Dunk to name but three
Come and join us as we sing for the Poyet Blue Army!

 

[slinky]

I pissed myself when someone started singing that at Donny, very funny.

Aye, Aye Ashley is very good too. Get it going tonight for sure.

That was me and bollox that got that going!!

 

[aolstudios]

Whats wrong with singing ay ay ashley ashley barnes

singing ay ay ashley ahsley barnes

singing ay ay ashley

ay ay ashley

ay ay ashley ashley barnes.

Nothing wrong with it at all. Hope he heard it last night

 

[SeagullSongs]

I love the Aye aye Ashley chant.

One suggestion for Gordon Greer is this:

"Gordon Greer, Gordon Greer,
We'll be singing 'Gordon Greer',
When you hear the noise of the Brighton army boys
We'll be singing 'Gordon Greer'!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEh_NSnzXBM

Added bonus, it's even SCOTTISH.

 

[Skaville]

To the tune of Let it Be (or Drinking Pints of Whiskey)

Gordon Greer, Gordon Greer, Gordon Greer, Gordon Greer, Throwing Random Punches, Gordon Greer

 

[Washie]

I love the Aye aye Ashley chant.

One suggestion for Gordon Greer is this:

"Gordon Greer, Gordon Greer,
We'll be singing 'Gordon Greer',
When you hear the noise of the Brighton army boys
We'll be singing 'Gordon Greer'!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEh_NSnzXBM

Added bonus, it's even SCOTTISH.

I like this although change the 1st 2 gordan greers to we'll be singing and i would love it to catch on

 

[We're the Stripes]

^ That simply HAS to happen. It's miles better than any player chant we currently have (El-Abd do do do the only exception). Very catchy, and loops nicely.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Singing Aye Aye Ashley Ashley Barnes (yee-haw), singing Aye Aye Ashley Ashley Barnes (yee-haw), singing Aye Aye Ashley, Aye Aye Ashley, Aye Aye Ashley Ashley Barnes (yee-haawwwww).

The best. This got a nice airing at Donny

 

[British Grenadier]

All of our players need chants. We should, imo, be singing in celebration of the team and the payers, not the fans (e.g. west side/north side, stand up if you hate palace etc)

Agreed, all of our players should have chants.

As a north stander though, I LOVE it when the West stand all join in with the West stand / north stand song.