Back before I was married or had kids I wanted to move to Ascension Island as the place caught my imagination. Was nearly impossible to get permission to live there.
To enter Ascension Island, individuals need the Administrator's written permission. There are no permanent residents. A contract of employment is a requirement to stay on the island though short term visits by tourists are possible with prior approval. The British government has confirmed that there is no "right of abode" on Ascension Island.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension_Island#Island_Council
"Yeah, Priti, chuck 'em there. That'll do"
*door closes*
"Stop sniggering Charles, she really will believe anything....."