Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
corner turned already.
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As i am a bad fan and can only be arsed to go to big games
- Thread starter Dave the OAP
- Start date
Superphil
Dismember
There's the Reds and there's the Greens
Super slicks and has beens,
They're accompanied by three men dressed in black,
One's a whistle, two are flags, and quite often they're the drags
Kick the ball into the goal, they put it back.
Yes Match of the Day's
The only way, to spend your Saturday
Each side's eleven men, with numbers on their backs
But at a distance they all tend to look the same
But some own their boutiques, well they clean up every week
Inciting riots, causing chaos, such a shame!
But Match of the Day's
The only way
We spend our Saturday
And that's not all, our mates the keepers
Slippin' and sliding in the mud
Arms as long as creepers
Send him off Ref' ***!!++??
Where are your specs Ref' +++***!!!
Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**??
Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X*+X*!!?
There's a few things before we go
That I think you ought to know
Obstruction, Body Checking, heavy tackles
So put on your hat and scarf
Have a drink, have a larf'
From the terrace you can see your men do battle
Yes Match of the Day's
The only way
You can spend your Saturday
Don't forget, the trainers with their sponges
Managers with open cheques, liquid business lunches
Send 'im off Ref' ***!!++??
Where are your specs Ref' !***&&&!!!
Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**??
Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X&+X&+!!?
...Phfff! Good game 'ey, Ron?...
...D'you see that goal in the Second Half? oh!...
...Bit of a dirty tackle that, mate!...
...I reckon I should've had a bet on it myself!...
...We paid 400, 000 pound for him, you realise that?...
...Oh - look out, here comes a bottle ...
...Yes, fancy a pint then? My round...
Super slicks and has beens,
They're accompanied by three men dressed in black,
One's a whistle, two are flags, and quite often they're the drags
Kick the ball into the goal, they put it back.
Yes Match of the Day's
The only way, to spend your Saturday
Each side's eleven men, with numbers on their backs
But at a distance they all tend to look the same
But some own their boutiques, well they clean up every week
Inciting riots, causing chaos, such a shame!
But Match of the Day's
The only way
We spend our Saturday
And that's not all, our mates the keepers
Slippin' and sliding in the mud
Arms as long as creepers
Send him off Ref' ***!!++??
Where are your specs Ref' +++***!!!
Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**??
Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X*+X*!!?
There's a few things before we go
That I think you ought to know
Obstruction, Body Checking, heavy tackles
So put on your hat and scarf
Have a drink, have a larf'
From the terrace you can see your men do battle
Yes Match of the Day's
The only way
You can spend your Saturday
Don't forget, the trainers with their sponges
Managers with open cheques, liquid business lunches
Send 'im off Ref' ***!!++??
Where are your specs Ref' !***&&&!!!
Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**??
Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X&+X&+!!?
...Phfff! Good game 'ey, Ron?...
...D'you see that goal in the Second Half? oh!...
...Bit of a dirty tackle that, mate!...
...I reckon I should've had a bet on it myself!...
...We paid 400, 000 pound for him, you realise that?...
...Oh - look out, here comes a bottle ...
...Yes, fancy a pint then? My round...
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
- Thread starter
- #43
dont listen to them Tim.
there will be loads of albion fans on the trains therefore just follow the crowds.
I think Piers has put on his "grumpy shoes" on today.
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
- Thread starter
- #44
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Which I still have on blue 12"
Superphil
Dismember
If you are that way inclined, it can be heard here http://www.myspace.com/oldandproud
Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
Piers is wearing sensible shoes for a man of advanced years.
Superphil
Dismember
I had it originally on an LP released by Sounds magazine, then later on got the Spot the Pigeon EP.
Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
- Thread starter
- #50
one of my favourite Genesis Tracks.
Didnt appear on any Albums I seem to recall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpoA7_27ec&feature=related
Didnt appear on any Albums I seem to recall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpoA7_27ec&feature=related
Tubby Mondays
Well-known member
Careful! I had the same issues with some young self abuser about the West Ham game last year and caused him to PM me.
I could almost taste his tears of frustration as he typed furiously that I was missing the point; he wasnt really wanting to know directions etc, he just wanted everyone to know that HE WAS GOING TO AN AWAY GAME!
Of course in our day we just had to get on with it and go. No inetrnet in them days see.
Fourteenth Eye
Face for Radio
is UB a lesbian ??
Uncle Buck
Ghost Writer
- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,075
What is that about trees?
saltash seagull
New member
does that mean your middle aged as well then
Freddie Goodwin.
Well-known member
Tips for Tim.
There's about 5 trains between 9.00 & 10.00 from Brighton, take one of them (avoid any that stop at more than 3 places.
You can go to Victoria or London Bridge (London Bridge trains go on further, usually to Bedford so bear that in mind when looking for the train).
London Bridge is nearer to leyton. If you go to Victoria then it's a much longer tube ride, Vic Line to Oxford circus the Central eastbound.
Frm London Bridge you can tube it to bank then join Central or Jubilee to Stratford and join Central, not so many stops this way.
As you are not drinking you won't need to know where the pubs are. Don't make too much fuss or shouting on the trains as this draws attention of police or rival fans. If your new to this then it's best to follow the lead of others.
There'll be a fair few Albion at the station so just tag along & you'll be OK. As your going with some mates fix a place to meet at the end of the game incase you get seperated in the crowd.
Enjoy it, should be a good day & ideal game for 1st away (was my 2nd away game.)
There's about 5 trains between 9.00 & 10.00 from Brighton, take one of them (avoid any that stop at more than 3 places.
You can go to Victoria or London Bridge (London Bridge trains go on further, usually to Bedford so bear that in mind when looking for the train).
London Bridge is nearer to leyton. If you go to Victoria then it's a much longer tube ride, Vic Line to Oxford circus the Central eastbound.
Frm London Bridge you can tube it to bank then join Central or Jubilee to Stratford and join Central, not so many stops this way.
As you are not drinking you won't need to know where the pubs are. Don't make too much fuss or shouting on the trains as this draws attention of police or rival fans. If your new to this then it's best to follow the lead of others.
There'll be a fair few Albion at the station so just tag along & you'll be OK. As your going with some mates fix a place to meet at the end of the game incase you get seperated in the crowd.
Enjoy it, should be a good day & ideal game for 1st away (was my 2nd away game.)