Arrest in park and ride queue last night?

[Nibble]

Jesus, the EU do get heavy handed if people don't use the metric system, if she had been asking for 1/2 a kilo of grapes she would have been fine.

Quite. It's Health & Safety correctness gone ABSOLUTELY mad.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Were they seedless?

I don't think their sexual potency would make any difference would it?

 

[Nibble]

I don't think their sexual potency would make any difference would it?

I only had a half eaten pie, 16p and an old Volvo owners manual. I only told her that after I'd had an eyeful of her fish supper, that's why she kicked off.

 

[fat old seagull]

Jesus, the EU do get heavy handed if people don't use the metric system, if she had been asking for 1/2 a kilo of grapes she would have been fine.

This is of course a possibility, however I think a far more serious consideration is racially whether she had pacificly demanded 'white' grapes and refused 'black' ones, or vica versa.
50p , eight for the price of a pie? Perhaps it's good I missed the offer or I might have gone home hungry

 

[Horses Arse]

I do believe, in the real world, where there are tens of thousands of police-public interactions PER day in this country, almost all of which are satisfactory for both parties. You are no more likely to receive shoddy treatment from a copper than you are from your local track suited chav in your high st, please come out from under your tin foil hat, there isn't a conspiracy whereby the 'man' is sticking it to the general population at every turn.

No conspiracy theorist here but I sense a gullible fool in Somerset. Worrying that your benchmark for police performance is for them to be less of a danger than a local track suited chav in your high st.