[News] Argy bargy with Palace fans yesterday commented on

[Jello Biafra]

by wokey cokey twitterer, Purkiss, in an attempt at satire. It provided an opportunity to slag off Palace fans anyway.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Handbags.

 

[Littlemo]

What could be more of a core British value than scrapping at the football? British people have been doing it for decades!

 

[jcdenton08]

Pwopa nawtey innit

 

[The Clamp]

I’m confused.

 

[TomandJerry]

The video outside the train station at Falmar...

 

[B-right-on]

Lol, a few blokes have a few beers, make rude gestures and shout bad things at other like minded blokes and Twatter Wokists hark on about how it needs to be stamped out.

Who actually got hurt? Who died?

Come on, let people have their sense of freedom and allow them to vent their frustrations and pleasures in life.

We're not robots.

 

[PHCgull]

Interesting... so they march the scumbags along Frederick Place, do they then take them up through the tunnel straight onto the platform or march them up trafalgar St under the forecourt?

 

[Guinness Boy]

by wokey cokey twitterer, Purkiss, in an attempt at satire. It provided an opportunity to slag off Palace fans anyway.

Definitely no coke consumed in that line (*snigger*) of Palace fans. None at all. No siree.

 

[Weststander]

Avoiding the Albion pubs, in the recent past a flashpoint.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

I’m confused.

I think we need to make football violence more inclusive. Or something.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

All seemed pretty civilised on the platform at Falmer. Both sets of fans united in their hatred of the shitty 'signal failure' rail service delays

 

[Weststander]

Definitely no coke consumed in that line (*snigger*) of Palace fans. None at all. No siree.

£40 on Harpic to develop a temporary backbone.

 

[hart's shirt]

Definitely no coke consumed in that line (*snigger*) of Palace fans. None at all. No siree.

Probably a few small-time dealers getting unnecessarily involved.

I wish they'd stop putting their business in other people's noses.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I’m confused.

That’s old age for you

 

[The Clamp]

That’s old age for you

Is this the vegetarian burger thread? In that case, Tuesday and the wall in my garden is not 6 foot tall.

Huh?

 

[LamieRobertson]

The video outside the train station at Falmar...

Doesn’t look like Falmar……but having said that it’s not a place I’ve been to

 

[Eeyore]

Lol, a few blokes have a few beers, make rude gestures and shout bad things at other like minded blokes and Twatter Wokists hark on about how it needs to be stamped out.

Who actually got hurt? Who died?

Come on, let people have their sense of freedom and allow them to vent their frustrations and pleasures in life.

We're not robots.

No-one got hurt or died because the police were there. What do you think would have happened if they weren't ?

 

[London Irish]

Lol, a few blokes have a few beers, make rude gestures and shout bad things at other like minded blokes and Twatter Wokists hark on about how it needs to be stamped out.

Who actually got hurt? Who died?

Come on, let people have their sense of freedom and allow them to vent their frustrations and pleasures in life.

We're not robots.

How did anyone manage to work “woke” into this? There have been curtain twitchers tut tutting at football crowds for the past 60 years, was your nan also “woke”

 

[Eeyore]

by wokey cokey twitterer, Purkiss, in an attempt at satire. It provided an opportunity to slag off Palace fans anyway.

It's actually very good satire. The irony intended is that a lot of the hoikey cokey gammons champion British values and summarise their commitment to them by acting like animals.