Did you miss the bit where I said he was an Australian?
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[Finance] Are you punching above your weight
- Thread starter Taybha
- Start date
Did you miss the bit where I said he was an Australian?
gripper stebson
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- Jul 27, 2004
- 6,690
Yep. Well and truly punching.
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DarrenFreemansPerm
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I most certainly am 
spongy
Well-known member
I thought I was. I went on a stag do late year (mine) ended up in a lap dancing club. Had a very attractive 20ish year old very attractive girl grinding on me for half hour.
When I got home two days later and walked into the bedroom my heart sank.
Never been this bad though........
https://youtu.be/uivbBu1pXRg
When I got home two days later and walked into the bedroom my heart sank.
Never been this bad though........
https://youtu.be/uivbBu1pXRg
I wouldn't dream of making such a disparaging comment. You are though. Mind you, so am I.
SIMMO SAYS
Well-known member
I'm very lucky to have a misses to put up with my ugly mug every morning.
It's getting to the point where I have to iron my face after coming off my night shift.
I can confirm this.
Sussex Nomad
Well-known member
Yes, she is.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,625
No. He is though
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
SK1NT
Well-known member
nope... it's a good match... she's hot and i'm hot ... although at 31 she's lost a tinge of her 18 year old self.
... although at 31 she's lost a tinge of her 18 year old self.
Yep, he's better looking, far better qualified (he has a PhD, the best I have are A-Levels), and as a result of said qualifications he has a far more highly paid job than I am ever likely to have.
We're happy though, which is the main thing.
We're happy though, which is the main thing.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
Yes. 100%. It's quite embarrassing really.
The other day I got one of those Timehop thingys which brought up an old photo. It was 10 years ago. I was 20 at Uni and my now wife had travelled that day to Southampton to visit me. She had just passed her driving test and it was her first time driving a motorway on her own. She arrived a nervous wreck....only to be met by a drunken Mejona who had been drinking red wine all day whilst cooking an xmas dinner for his course mates.
The first thing I did was ask her to get back in the car and buy some more wine. A completely dickish move. Horrible.
So, fast forward to the present day..... I'm sitting there last week holding our 10 day old daughter (our first child) and sitting next to my exhausted wife. My phone brings up a picture from the day 10 years ago. Me, a disgusting mess with red wine down my shirt and turkey grease round my face and her, lovely, sober, glowing and genuinely beaming.
The first 3 years of our relationship she paid to get me back from uni at weekends.....at which point I would go and watch Brighton or play Sunday league football. She would then drive me back to the station Monday morning.
She is far too good for me.
The other day I got one of those Timehop thingys which brought up an old photo. It was 10 years ago. I was 20 at Uni and my now wife had travelled that day to Southampton to visit me. She had just passed her driving test and it was her first time driving a motorway on her own. She arrived a nervous wreck....only to be met by a drunken Mejona who had been drinking red wine all day whilst cooking an xmas dinner for his course mates.
The first thing I did was ask her to get back in the car and buy some more wine. A completely dickish move. Horrible.
So, fast forward to the present day..... I'm sitting there last week holding our 10 day old daughter (our first child) and sitting next to my exhausted wife. My phone brings up a picture from the day 10 years ago. Me, a disgusting mess with red wine down my shirt and turkey grease round my face and her, lovely, sober, glowing and genuinely beaming.
The first 3 years of our relationship she paid to get me back from uni at weekends.....at which point I would go and watch Brighton or play Sunday league football. She would then drive me back to the station Monday morning.
She is far too good for me.
Having children only makes Facebook memories even more disturbing
One mellows with age, right?As for me, I think it's fair to say I have also married up.
SouthCoastOwl
New member
Probably, let me check with the wife and I'll get back to you.
Come ion, let's see some pictures then. I'm sure you all think your other halves are stunning and you are punching abpve your weight but I bet the reality is most are fair to middling. That's not to say you are all not ugly too.
Gritt23
New member
Absolutely love that sketch, has me in tears every time!
As for me, of good god yes! She is beautiful, intelligent, charming, more sociable than me, more caring than me, worries about everyone, looks after everyone, runs herself into the ground almost every day just trying to do nice things for people. Somehow she puts up with a miserable old grumpypuss like me.
Peter Grummit
Well-known member
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
No. We are a pair of fat knackers. Well matched though....