[Misc] Are you or have you ever been a "backdoor man"? Share your experiences.

[LamieRobertson]

I can't believe that in 2019 there are still people who haven't tried it

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Thank you Delboy

 

[pearl]

These days I’m lucky to have a ménage a une.

ah, you speak French une petit pois?

 

[sydney]

i mistakenly back doored a norweigan bird in crete ....it was all good till she turned round and demanded a fair go but she had been scoffing rollmops and tequila all night and smelt like an oil refinery so mister floppy paid a visit until the morning when i attacked her with my remington and used the last of my nivea sensitive to shave her as bald as a coote......she was still dripping at lunch time .

 

[Spicy]

what happens when you live in a one bedroom house or flat :d
what's it called then?

Awkward!!

 

[Durlston]

Anybody that cheats on their girlfriend/boyfriend/fiancè/husband or wife should have their balls chopped off.

Appreciate what you've got.

 

[albion534]

Anybody that cheats on their girlfriend/boyfriend/fiancè/husband or wife should have their balls chopped off.

Appreciate what you've got.

Not always as simple as that.


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[LamieRobertson]

Not always as simple as that.


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Quite...they might not have any balls in the first place

 

[AmexRuislip]

i mistakenly back doored a norweigan bird in crete ....it was all good till she turned round and demanded a fair go but she had been scoffing rollmops and tequila all night and smelt like an oil refinery so mister floppy paid a visit until the morning when i attacked her with my remington and used the last of my nivea sensitive to shave her as bald as a coote......she was still dripping at lunch time .

Did she have a beautiful plumage, before the shaving ensued?

 

[Nottseagull]

ah, you speak French une petit pois?

At first I thought you had made a mistake (pois instead of peu) but I now see you were referring to Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome

 

[Triggaaar]

Am not, have not, will not.

 

[Yes Chef]

i mistakenly back doored a norweigan bird in crete ....it was all good till she turned round and demanded a fair go but she had been scoffing rollmops and tequila all night and smelt like an oil refinery so mister floppy paid a visit until the morning when i attacked her with my remington and used the last of my nivea sensitive to shave her as bald as a coote......she was still dripping at lunch time .

https://youtu.be/Y_V6y1ZCg_8

 

[colinz]

i mistakenly back doored a norweigan bird in crete ....it was all good till she turned round and demanded a fair go but she had been scoffing rollmops and tequila all night and smelt like an oil refinery so mister floppy paid a visit until the morning when i attacked her with my remington and used the last of my nivea sensitive to shave her as bald as a coote......she was still dripping at lunch time .

My mate pulled a Norwegian bird on the Trans Siberian Railway Train. He told me that her mate fancied me. When we got to Moscow I got the train to Warsaw. Then when I met up with them in Berlin she was being shagged by someone else.

As Woody Allan once said, "there is nothing more sad than a missed opportunity"

 

[pearl]

At first I thought you had made a mistake (pois instead of peu) but I now see you were referring to Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome

Mey wee

 

[sydney]

Did she have a beautiful plumage, before the shaving ensued?

yes.....thick,curly, blue plumage....!!

 

[Albion my Albion]

I was a back door man once and didn't realize it. But I think it was nieve on my part what the real situation was with my Mrs.

 

[Albion my Albion]

My mate pulled a Norwegian bird on the Trans Siberian Railway Train. He told me that her mate fancied me. When we got to Moscow I got the train to Warsaw. Then when I met up with them in Berlin she was being shagged by someone else.

As Woody Allan once said, "there is nothing more sad than a missed opportunity"

Woody Allen, famous lover of his wife's adopted daughter.

Maybe "infamous" would be the better word.

 

[Icy Gull]

yes.....thick,curly, blue plumage....!!

No doubt pining for the Fjords

 

[sydney]

No doubt pining for the Fjords

the only reason the pillow stayed in her mouth was 'cos it was nailed there...!!