pasty
A different kind of pasty
Me too. This thread is harder to understand than one of my 15 year olds text messages.
Are you into SKAT?
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Me too. This thread is harder to understand than one of my 15 year olds text messages.
bhaexpress
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You have to love young 1066, he doesn't know he's talking shit !
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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okey dokey. For those of an older disposition..
SCAT is a type of music (Jazz) made famouse by the song I'm the Scatman.
SKAT as favoured by the Germans, is sexual intercourse involving poo. Usually from bum to mouth, that sort of thing.
SD, in his original post, is indulging in wordplay. I presume he meant his missus liked listening to Scat music but he spelt it SKAT. I hope so, anyway.
Hope that helps.
p.s. DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SKAT.
SCAT is a type of music (Jazz) made famouse by the song I'm the Scatman.
SKAT as favoured by the Germans, is sexual intercourse involving poo. Usually from bum to mouth, that sort of thing.
SD, in his original post, is indulging in wordplay. I presume he meant his missus liked listening to Scat music but he spelt it SKAT. I hope so, anyway.
Hope that helps.
p.s. DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SKAT.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Silent Bob
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- Dec 6, 2004
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Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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Actually that is SCAT, from SCATOLOGY, meaning the study of shit.
I could have got it arse about face (pun very much intended). I'm not a fan of either so I plead total ignorance on the spelling.
bhaexpress
New member
What a crap thread ....
I'm consifued. 
TWOCHOICEStom
Well-known member
One thing I don't understand right....
At what point do you decide it'd be a good idea if your missus shits on you??
You can't dabble in it can you, its not like you can try it a bit first.... it's either nothing or be completely 100% shat on...
When do you bring it up in conversation aswell....
"Oh darling, you know last night you dressed as a nurse for me, tonight could you shit on my face please?"
I just don't get it, those bloody Germans eh........
At what point do you decide it'd be a good idea if your missus shits on you??
You can't dabble in it can you, its not like you can try it a bit first.... it's either nothing or be completely 100% shat on...
When do you bring it up in conversation aswell....
"Oh darling, you know last night you dressed as a nurse for me, tonight could you shit on my face please?"
I just don't get it, those bloody Germans eh........
Tubby Mondays
Well-known member
Get your surfboard ready buddy Im into watersports.
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Banned
Since when has ching EVER been referred to as scat!?!
Lankyseagull
One Step Beyond
I went into Scats the other day and came out with a lovely pair of green wellington boots.
Does that count?
Does that count?
Tubby Mondays
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Man of Harveys
Well-known member
True, although I doubt in the way you THICK Tory intended: Germans are indeed very much into Skat, as it's a hugely popular card game that goes on for hours. My grandfather was very fond of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skat_(card_game)
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
ooh. A bit touchy, MoH.
I was only joshing. It is of course those filthy Swiss who do it. unless there's any Swiss NSCers in which case we'll go round Europe until we find a country not represented.
seven stands
New member
although that video is very wrong 
John Bumlick
Banned
i think the word you were looking for was 'gayer'.
frankly, i'm surprised that you are intelligent enough to realise you are depressed.
how's the suicide watch coming along?
or was that just your bullshit for the day?
tubby wanker.
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Blimey JB! How is the samaritans job coming along?