Are you insured for Sex?

[mlg57]

Make sure you have the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line

Sex with your partner - Standard Life

Sex with someone different - Go Compare

Sex with someone of generous proportions - More Than

Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union

Sex with your maid - Employers Liability

Sex with an OAP - SAGA

Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident

and finally

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

And if you are a sailor there is Admiral and for a politician there is Churchill

 

[El Sid]

I'm with CompareTheMerkin.com

 

[skipper734]

I'm with Swiftsure.

 

[Chris001]

I'm with Swiftsure.

 

[Fungus]

Elephant.co.uk

 

[Benson]

With Virgin, and I have 32 years no claims bonus.

 

[rdigs24]

I used GO COMPARE for my policy

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

Sex with your best mate- Friends Provident...

 

[Jack Daniels]

With Virgin, and I have 32 years no claims bonus.

Very good!

 

[cloud]

With Old Mutual

 

[surrey jim]

I'm with octagon? Is that a gang bang

 

[Goat lung]

Zurich, expensive but very clean

 

[Benson]

I'm with octagon? Is that a gang bang

Nope. That's a daisy chain.




Apparently.

 

[Cian]

Just changed from a company that never expands its initials anymore but was "Farmers Business Development" - farmer prostitutes? to one called Liberty. Swingers is all I can imagine...

 

[Surrey Phil]

I'm with Privilege although had to pay extra for full protection!

 

[vegster]

I'm with Admiral.......so thats one in the eye....

 

[Hove Seagull]

Oh dear, my daughter is insured with this:-

 

[robbie c]

I'm with RIAS ...rear insertion always shit?

 

[Perkino]

Some of us take risks and don't have insurance because we think we are so good at it we don't expect anything disastrous to happen

 

[Notters]

Hastings Direct here